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Thread: lubricants
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06-16-2007 #1
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lubricants
what could be a good home made lubricant
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06-16-2007 #2
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Re: lubricants
Originally Posted by gotwatun33d
That is what you meant by 'lubricant', right?
Navin R. Johnson: You mean I'm going to stay this color??
Mother: I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.
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06-16-2007 #3
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The old standby never fails, but your condom might LOL.
An amature does it till they get it right,
A professional does it till they can't get it wrong.
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06-16-2007 #4
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Okay dan_drade, but imagine going for a shit and having Crisco drool out of your ass...
At least the label says it's "All vegetable"
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06-16-2007 #5
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Originally Posted by LG
An amature does it till they get it right,
A professional does it till they can't get it wrong.
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06-16-2007 #6
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I still think WD-40 is better. And it also removes bugs, sap and tar. This is important; after all, everyone knows how difficult it is to keep bugs out of one's rectum. And I think the Crisco might be what attracted them in the first place.
Navin R. Johnson: You mean I'm going to stay this color??
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06-16-2007 #7
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sand paper
rubbing alcohol
sewing needles taped to a glove
etc.
etc.
it's a personal statement about the band itself. [raises axe above head] Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with an axe, and blood splatters over him]
Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
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06-16-2007 #8
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doesnt the alcohol dry your skin
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06-16-2007 #9
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Originally Posted by gotwatun33d
it's a personal statement about the band itself. [raises axe above head] Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with an axe, and blood splatters over him]
Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
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06-16-2007 #10