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06-14-2007 #1Junior Poster
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WOMAN RIPPED OFF MAN'S TESTICLE
Mirror.co.uk -A SPURNED woman ripped off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands and attempted to swallow it, a court heard today.
Amanda Monti, 24, was jailed for two-and-a-half years at Liverpool Crown Court after admitting wounding Geoffrey Jones, 37.
The court heard that Monti flew into a rage after a party when Mr Jones rejected her advances.
She grabbed his genitals, pulling off his left testicle which she tried to swallow. When she choked on the organ, she spat it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying; “That’s yours.”
Doctors were unable to save the testicle.
Judge Charles James told Monti it was "a very serious injury".
Mr Jones told the court his ex-girlfiriend grabbed his genitals and pulled hard. He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.
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06-14-2007 #2Professional Poster
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I would've killed her ass.
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06-14-2007 #3Veteran Poster
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someone should pull your testicles off.
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06-14-2007 #4Professional Poster
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Did you say someone pulled your testical off?
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^^^ I don't know whether to laugh or cry when I read this quote. It almost conjures up images of some doctor performing CRT on the testicle. He puts the pads on...."Clear!"...buzzzzz...the room goes dark for a second, there's a bollock bouncing off the hospital bed with its hairs frazzled...puts the CRT pads on again...shouts "Adrenaline injection"...BZZZZT!!!... hairs flying off, smoke and smell of burning hairs everywhere...Doctors were unable to save the testicle.
I'm sorry. It just seems like such a weird thing to read in a news report (as if the actual news story wasn't fucked up enough).
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i would have pulled out her heart and ate it
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06-15-2007 #8Professional Poster
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HOLY SHIT!!!
Originally Posted by LG
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^^^ I don't know whether to laugh or cry when I read this quote. It almost conjures up images of some doctor performing CRT on the testicle. He puts the pads on...."Clear!"...buzzzzz...the room goes dark for a second, there's a bollock bouncing off the hospital bed with its hairs frazzled...puts the CRT pads on again...shouts "Adrenaline injection"...BZZZZT!!!... hairs flying off, smoke and smell of burning hairs everywhere...Doctors were unable to save the testicle.
I'm sorry. It just seems like such a weird thing to read in a news report (as if the actual news story wasn't fucked up enough).
COME ON PEOPLE IF WE WORK FAST MAYBE WE CAN SAVE IT! IS IT BREATHING?! Ahhh sir, testicals don't breathe..WELL WHAT THE HELL ARE WE WASTING OUR TIME FOR THEN?! THE TRASHCAN'S OVER THERE!
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06-15-2007 #9Platinum Poster
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In Colorado they call that Rocky Mountain oysters...
...well, bull's testicles anyway.
Yeesh. Poor dude.
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Ouch.
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