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06-14-2007 #1
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Now let's segue into a discussion of kafka
The title may be misleading, this topic is more about one of his attributes.
Kafka hated sex
he was scared shitless by naked women and was frightened of his own carnal impulses.
yet he wrote about sex or implied it in all of his works.
I know a lot of people, virgins to be exact, who are extremely nervous about sex in real life write about it or joke about it explicitly. How many teenage boys do you know who talk only in terms of pussy yet are rendered into little scaredy cats when a beautiful woman passes by.
Which leads me to wonder:
How many mpeople on HA flood the boards with mindless threads focusing only on fucking yet have never even done the deed?
How large is the virgin population of HA?
it's a personal statement about the band itself. [raises axe above head] Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with an axe, and blood splatters over him]
Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
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06-14-2007 #2
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lol were going to have to guess based on the answers far-fetch-y-ness lol
wanna see what i'm up to this week?
http://www.youtube.com/tsntx
http://www.gayborhood.tv/shows.cfm?view=2
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06-14-2007 #3
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Re: Now let's segue into a discussion of kafka
Originally Posted by General Disarray
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06-14-2007 #4
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Re: Now let's segue into a discussion of kafka
Originally Posted by The Truth
it's a personal statement about the band itself. [raises axe above head] Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with an axe, and blood splatters over him]
Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
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06-14-2007 #5
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Originally Posted by General Disarray
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06-14-2007 #6
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Originally Posted by The Truth
it's a personal statement about the band itself. [raises axe above head] Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with an axe, and blood splatters over him]
Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
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06-14-2007 #7
OK, OK, I admit it: I'm really a pimply 14 year old dweeb who fantasizes about women and tgirls but only once saw my big sister naked after a shower.
heh, and I've got a bridge for sale....
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06-14-2007 #8
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What?
Kafka did seem like an interesting guy, though. Talented writer. I've read "The Metamorphosis", "The Trial" and some other story with a crazy machine that tattooed a persons crimes into their skin (I never made it through that one). The best part, in my opinion, of "Metamorphosis" was when the narrator's dad threw an apple at him and it got stuck in a chink on his back (if anyone hasn't read it, the guy had turned into a cockroach, endless metaphor, blah blah, but the apple part was pretty funny).
Sounds to me like you're a virgin. Go get laid. It's certainly better then television. If you're relating to Kafka and happen to be scared of sex yourself, here's a bit of advice:
I guess you're gonna be scared. You'll probably make a fool of yourself the first time. You'll live.
Here's the best advice a person can give to anyone, it's on Charles Bukoski's tombstone-
"Don't Try"
(There's some Yoda like wisdom in that if you roll it around in your head long enough).
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06-14-2007 #9
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Re: Now let's segue into a discussion of kafka
Originally Posted by General Disarray
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06-14-2007 #10
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Re: Now let's segue into a discussion of kafka
Originally Posted by TheOne1
At least he wasn't striving to make veteran poster, I guess.