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    Default What would you do if I died?

    I was out with a friend of mine tonight to see Knocked up. Later we go to my house to "kick it" and "chillax" in my "crib" when this friend decides to pop the question "What would you do if I died?"
    Exactly how the hell would one go around answering this question?
    I just stammered and murmured my way through the question until the friend decides to leave it alone.

    What would you have said?
    What is possibly the most awkward question you have been asked?

    UPDATE: going to go spend the night with her at her house to make sure she's okay and doesn't do anything rash.


    it's a personal statement about the band itself. [raises axe above head] Hey Paul!
    [he bashes Allen in the head with an axe, and blood splatters over him]
    Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!

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    and the suicide watch begins... not on you... your friend.



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    Quote Originally Posted by tsntx
    and the suicide watch begins... not on you... your friend.
    I..didn't think of it...that way.

    I should call her up.


    it's a personal statement about the band itself. [raises axe above head] Hey Paul!
    [he bashes Allen in the head with an axe, and blood splatters over him]
    Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!

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    awkwaaaaaaaaaard

    Yeah, you should.


    sometimes it feels like shame...less than two shades away from kindness.

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    I cant believe you left your friend after that question
    call one of those hotlines on the way over and ask them for advice on how to act around them at this point so you don't freak them out


    snɯıʇdo snʇoʇ soʌ oloʌ

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
    I cant believe you left your friend after that question
    call one of those hotlines on the way over and ask them for advice on how to act around them at this point so you don't freak them out
    called her
    talking to her now


    it's a personal statement about the band itself. [raises axe above head] Hey Paul!
    [he bashes Allen in the head with an axe, and blood splatters over him]
    Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!

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    Don't go around the question! If she's your friend and she asked you that, and you avoided her, you're not really a friend. It's a cry for help. I just hope you don't do anything rash either, Disarray.



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    Yeah man, I hope she didn't top herself while you rushed home to ask more advice on an unrelated topic on a tranny porn forum.
    That would be a real bummer - I'd like to see the eulogy.

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    Default Re: What would you do if I died?

    Quote Originally Posted by General Disarray
    I was out with a friend of mine tonight to see Knocked up. Later we go to my house to "kick it" and "chillax" in my "crib" when this friend decides to pop the question "What would you do if I died?"
    Exactly how the hell would one go around answering this question?
    I just stammered and murmured my way through the question until the friend decides to leave it alone.

    What would you have said?
    What is possibly the most awkward question you have been asked?

    UPDATE: going to go spend the night with her at her house to make sure she's okay and doesn't do anything rash.



    Holy Sheeeeeet! You just left her (hanging?) there like that while you go check your tranny porn? Classic!




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    Either this guy is really stupid or he is full of crap. Or maybe both.



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