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    Martin, you definitely have a talent. I love your captions. "But she did," had be rolling all day. Here's my weekend contribution...
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    "...I no longer believe that people's secrets are defined and communicable, or their feelings full-blown and easy to recognize."_Alice Munro, Chaddeleys and Flemings.

    "...the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way". _Judge Holden, Cormac McCarthy's, BLOOD MERIDIAN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trish View Post
    Martin, you definitely have a talent. I love your captions. "But she did," had be rolling all day. Here's my weekend contribution...
    Thanks kindly - take that as a real compliment. Your caption - happened to a friend of mine as she went back to a school reunion as Maria. Excited lots of her old school friends.
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    Oh, baby baby baby
    I wanna check your emissions,
    Buh buh baby baby baby
    I wanna grind your transmission.
    Buh buh baby baby baby,
    my fuzzy dice are feeling ripe
    ‘Cause I wanna shove my manly crankshaft up your rusty tailpipe
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    Not my effort,this one
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    Just a couple
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    Martin - good range of jokes.
    And a nice re-working of the famous George Bernard Shaw lines.

    Shaw to woman... "would you sleep with me for a million pounds?"
    Woman - "yes"
    Shaw - "Would you sleep with me for £1"
    Woman - "What do you take me for? A whore?"
    Shaw - "We've already established what you are, madam. We are now merely haggling over the price."



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    Though often attributed to Churchill as well.

    I like his -

    Lady Astor: "If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee."

    Reply: "If I were married to you, I'd drink it."



    Quote Originally Posted by Prospero View Post
    Martin - good range of jokes.
    And a nice re-working of the famous George Bernard Shaw lines.

    Shaw to woman... "would you sleep with me for a million pounds?"
    Woman - "yes"
    Shaw - "Would you sleep with me for £1"
    Woman - "What do you take me for? A whore?"
    Shaw - "We've already established what you are, madam. We are now merely haggling over the price."


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    Another good one attributed to Churchil.

    At a party he was talking to either nancy Astor or Bessie Braddock (versions differ) and she realised he was inebriated.
    "Winston you're drunk, ' she said

    He replied:"And you madam are ugly - but in the morning I will be sober."

    I think it MUST have been braddock (the one in the hat)
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