Wank Wank Wank Dick Dick Dick Spank Monkey Wank.............

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Attention Silklove

Buy some of this


or the way you've been fantasizing this might do the trick


possibly this


HELL USE THIS


and buy yourself some of these


and go lock yourself with your laptop in a garage somewhere with an inflatable mattress and wank til you pass out

because if I have to endure one more wank, stroke, or spank the monkey type thread from you I'm gonna go find a brick

JWBL™

[LG]

Attention Silklove
....
...
and go lock yourself with your laptop in a garage somewhere with an inflatable mattress and wank til you pass out

because if I have to endure one more wank, stroke, or spank the monkey type thread from you I'm gonna go find a brick

JWBL™

ROTFLMAO

Bluntly put, JWBL, but funny and kind of true.

[Kabuki]

LOL...I have a trans friend who loves Wet Platinum. She was just discussing with me the joys of using Wet Platinum for anal sex...lol

[PatrickFromNYC]

Attention Silklove

Buy some of this


or the way you've been fantasizing this might do the trick


possibly this


HELL USE THIS


and buy yourself some of these


and go lock yourself with your laptop in a garage somewhere with an inflatable mattress and wank til you pass out

because if I have to endure one more wank, stroke, or spank the monkey type thread from you I'm gonna go find a brick

JWBL™

THANK YOU JWBL !!!

Silklove needs an appointment with Dr. Melphi

[insert_namehere]

True... National Masturbation Month ended in May.

Isn't it time to start obsessing about the French Open?

[tsntx]

LOL...I have a trans friend who loves Wet Platinum. She was just discussing with me the joys of using Wet Platinum for anal sex...lol

i'm a slave for it

[muhmuh]

ROTFLMAO

Bluntly put, JWBL, but funny and kind of true.

ok speaking of not fucking up the forum
- dont quote 3000px tall posts when the first line of the post would suffice to make clear who youre refering to

[LG]

ROTFLMAO

Bluntly put, JWBL, but funny and kind of true.

ok speaking of not fucking up the forum
- dont quote 3000px tall posts when the first line of the post would suffice to make clear who youre refering to

You're right, I was just being lazy. It's been taken care of.

[DopeBoy Magic]

i must be special.......i don't need lubricants for a good jerkabtion

[tonkatoy]

Attention Silklove

possibly this


JWBL™

I actually have a couple of cases of that in the shop. I don't think you want to use it though, though it is safe for potable water, I use it for assembling water mains. Its pretty messy.