Question for everyone except Ecstatic

[tonkatoy]

At what age do you become a dirty old man? I thought you might know.

[Ecstatic]

Hmmphh. And why would I be one who would know?

Groucho Marx once said, "A man is as old as the woman he feels."

I like the way Isaac Asimov describes the qualities of the SDOM in his anonymously published The Senusous Dirty Old Man; to paraphrase: "age has nothing to do with it, but only the very fortunate (such as myself and Lord Byron) achieve this goal as early as their teens."

George Burns said, "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." He also commented, "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."

Robin Williams said, "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." (But we may be getting off track here.)

In Confessions of The Amazing Dirty Old Man... WHO DOES NOT GROW OLDER!, Ellis Toussier writes: "My name is Ellis Toussier. My birth certificate is dated August, 1945... that means my birth certificate is 61 years old... and it will be 62 years old in August, 2007... I am "The Amazing Dirty Old Man Who Does Not Grow Older." I am happy to say my MIND is the same as when I was 17 years old... dirty. I am a "Dirty old man" because I still have a one track dirty mind, fortunately..." - http://www.rajeun.net/confessions.html

He also provides a CAT scan of his dirty old mind (see below).

The Urban Dictionary (which, as we know, is about as reliable a source as Wikipedia), provides two definitions of DOM (Dirty Old Man):

1. dirty old man
An elderly man that dreams of screwing women between the ages of 15-35, or women who look like they're 15-35. Often stare at their young flesh. They often try to score with them. Usually have to settle with porn or elderly women, unless they are very rich ( check sugar daddy)

Elderly man : Hey sweetie, can get me a soda pop from that cooler. These old bones can't handle such a low bend. Thanks hon....... No, that's not the one I wanted. I think you need to reach way at the bottom and get me another one. Thanks hon. You're a doll.

Girl 1: Ew. That dirty old man is staring at me.
Girl 2: Oh, I think that guy owns all of MacDonalds.
Girl 1: You know what, he looks pretty cute holding himself
on that walker like that.

2. dirty old man

A man over the age of 50 who really does screw young women of 25 and younger. Some young women have a secret sexual fixation on much older men and enjoy being 'used' by 'Daddy'. Others appreciate the insight and experience an older man can bring, and how he can groom them. Still others see it as an opportunity to acquire material positions they either could not or would not acquire from a younger man.

- http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=dirty+old+man

Of the preceeding two definitions, I'd agree with the first: you're a dirty old man when you're no longer able to do what you want due to physical infirmity or an aged appearance and approach that is revulsive to the young women with whom you want to do it. (I think there's a sentence in there somewhere.) The second definition doesn't qualify, at least not fully: you are quite able and possibly socially hip enough to be comfortable with a partner half your age, but you might qualify in the eyes of that young person if she perceives you as repulsively old. Of course, this can set in at any age past 35.

[peggygee]

A man over the age of 50 who really does screw young women of 25 and younger. Some young women have a secret sexual fixation on much older men and enjoy being 'used' by 'Daddy'. Others appreciate the insight and experience an older man can bring, and how he can groom them. Still others see it as an opportunity to acquire material positions they either could not or would not acquire from a younger man.

Moms Mabley used to say "Ain't nothing an old man can do for me, except
show me the way to a young man".

My philosophy is just the opposite.

I've never particularly cared for men much younger than me, or about my
own age.

They seemed to lack maturity, be confused, were still playing the field,
were worried about what others thought about them.

Basically they were a pain in the ass, and not in the good way.

I like intgelligent, mature, wordly men, with a sense of humor, and
integrity.

Players, ballers, mack daddies, don't work for me.

And it's not about the sugar daddy part, cause Momma has always made
her own money, but I really need a intellectual, spiritual equal.

On the sex tip, the older man also has an advantage as they are more
experienced. Though I will admit that a young man can go a few rounds.

But thank God and Pfizer, for that little blue pill, which has equalled the
playing field.

[BeardedOne]

I like the way Isaac Asimov describes the qualities of the SDOM in his anonymously published The Senusous Dirty Old Man; to paraphrase: "age has nothing to do with it, but only the very fortunate (such as myself and Lord Byron) achieve this goal as early as their teens."

I truly miss that man.

I was on an elevator many, many, many...(OK you get the idea)...years ago, with a couple of the grrls (Read: Dykes) that I spent a lot of time with (Some social, some sexual) when Ike and his entourage boarded at one of the other floors. I had to smile when I saw the delighted expression on his face when his eyes landed in the lovely valley of boobage of one of my companions (Who was both incredibly attractive and marvelously blessed).

After he and his party debarked at another floor, the ogled grrl, who was quite PC and somewhat of a seperatist, indignantly growled "Did you see that! He stared at my tits the entire time!" to which our mtual companion skoffed "What a shame! He =autographed= mine!". To wit, she bared her boob and revealed the familiar flair of Asimov's signature, neatly penned with a Sharpie just above her nipple.



She threatened to have it tatooed over, but I don't think she ever actually did that. Getting signed by favorite authors was a fad for a while. One lady networked herself to a major editing gig with a prominent publisher by letting authors sign her. Quite a few of them (Many now sadly deceased) were certainly DOM.