My open letter to Britney Spears

[AllanahStarrNYC]

Because someone had to do it!!!

[JANIRA]

LMAOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! GENIUS! ( ALLANAH STARR FOR PRESIDENT)!!!!!

[whatsupwithat]

heeheehee!!!

gonna' miss you, hon! hurry back soon, ya' hear?

craazzzzyyy!

[djlindy5763]

.......... Being called out on the carpet by a tranny...... PRICELESS!!

[MrsKellyPierce]

[ILuvGurls]

funny stuff, Allanah.

[TsJennifer]

I LOVED THAT!!! I LIVE GIRL!!!!!!

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YALL I'M GONNA DEFEND POOR WHITE DISNEY TRASH GOTDAMMIT, OOOOOOOOOOOOH YOU MUHFUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO WHAT IF BRITNEY HAS THE STOMACH OF JOHN GOODMAN INSTEAD OF JANET JACKSON?!?





SO WHAT IF HER ROOTS ARE MORE BRITTLE THAN A XMAS TREE THAT HASN'T BEEN WATERED (HI WENDY)



CMON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST LOOK AT BRITNEY HERE IN JUSTIN'S OLD BEAT UP FEDORA SHE BOUGHT OFF A CONCERT GO'ER WHO CAUGHT IT AFTER HE THREW IT AND PUT IT UP ON EBAY™ WITH HER UGGS AND K-FED'S OLD BUTTON SHIRT , SHE'S STILL HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU ALLANAH, LOL, SHE DON'T NEED TO HIRE YOU WOMAN!!!!!!!! YOU THINK SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO WORK THAT MAKEUP, THE ONLY THING SHE NEEDS ADVICE FROM YOU ON IS DUCT TAPING THAT PENIS UNDER THOSE SHORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AND POSSIBLY SHAVING THAT ADAMS APPLE A BIT MORE


UGH, FUCK IT I TRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hwbs]

i a gonna take a wild guess and say this is going to turn into a weekly episode

[themaster]

Because someone had to do it!!!

Have you thought of entering the world of doing public service announcements.

Next one should be about Lindsay Lohan