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    Fun CL story:

    Tricked by Tiffany

    Tourist beaten, robbed by 2 in craigslist scam

    BY ERNIE NASPRETTO
    DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

    Tuesday, May 22nd 2007, 4:00 AM


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    Craigslist ad posted by Tiffany promised fun, but unsuspecting john got pilfering pair Cedra Neely...

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    ...and Candice Lang, who had been hiding in closet at Intercontinental Hotel. Two women have numerous arrests for prostitution and theft.
    So this guy from Minnesota comes to New York looking for a good time. He goes on craigslist and sees an ad from Tiffany and a few very suggestive photos.

    But when boy met girl at the Intercontinental Hotel Sunday, it quickly became clear that a match made in heaven was not in store.

    Turns out the hooker wasn't Tiffany - at least not the woman in the pictures. And she wasn't particularly interested in providing an "unrushed session."

    What she was interested in was taking his money.

    The tourist, whose name was not released, was assaulted and robbed by the woman and her female partner, who was hiding in the hotel room closet, police said.

    Candice Lang, 19, and Cedra Neely, 18, each stand about 5-feet-2 and weigh 110 pounds - but police say they've become quite the pilfering pair.

    They've been arrested twice in the past week for robbing and assaulting their unsuspecting johns in midtown hotels, a police source said.

    The women, originally from California, have been arrested numerous times in San Francisco and Las Vegas since February 2006 for prostitution, drug possession, robbing johns and fighting with cops, the source said.

    Their arrest Sunday stemmed from the encounter at the Intercontinental on E. 48th St.

    The tourist and Neely - the alleged "true stunning blonde bombshell" named Tiffany - began arguing over the meaning of "full service massage" and the fact that Neely did not resemble the woman in the ad, which advertised her as "5 feet 5 with a toned petite body," police said.

    Eventually, Neely said she was willing to perform a massage with a "happy ending" for $300, police said.

    The tourist refused.

    As he tried to leave the room, Lang emerged from the closet and leaped on his back while Neely kicked and punched him, police said.

    The tourist had several bruises, cuts and lumps on his face, police said.

    They "don't see this as robbery. They believe they're entitled to the money whether it's for an hour or a second. There's no backing out," the source explained, adding the women freely admitted to resorting to violence whenever there is a dispute over services rendered or not rendered.

    Last Tuesday, they met another man at the Milford Plaza on W. 45th St. While Lang began to massage the man on the hotel bed, Neely rifled through the pockets of his pants slung over a nearby chair, removing $1,000, court documents show.

    The women had originally been charged with grand larceny, but the district attorney's office reduced that charge to petty larceny, records show.

    Sunday's arrest will be prosecuted as a robbery, a Manhattan district attorney's office spokeswoman said.

    "They live by the pimp rule book, which means a trick is a trick, and they'll get their money no matter what," said the source.


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    Eh well..just wait till they get back on the street. Eventually they will come across a guy they shouldnt have messed with, only a matter of time. Live by the sword and all that.



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    When, as a man, you're so fucking weak that two 5'2, 110 LB women can take your money, you have no business even leaving your fucking house -- let alone seeing escorts off of CL. I don't have an ounce of sympathy for the dumb bastard.

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    This was posted earlier and the article is an amusing read. I can't believe that anyone uses CL as a source at this point and it mystifies me why any reputable gurl would post there either.

    This is why, in my limited experience, I feel a gurl out before I feel her up. I guess that it's an undocumented bonus feature that I have become so distrustful in my old age, but it's kept me from getting bopped onna beezer at an inopportune moment.

    And what's with the dude with the grand of pocket cash? DOH! He deserves to lose it. What's that? Cab fare to Cleveland? Jeez-US.

    Sorry, but if my date rolls me all they will find, beyond their own donation, will be a handful of loose change and an old candy wrapper. I'm the plastic man, with such a grip on the stuff that my fingerprints are melted into the material. Half of my cards are already on security flags because of my own quirky use of them. Cash, beyond what is absolutely necessary, is no longer an option. I decided that the day that I got to peer down the barrel of a Dan Wesson .44.

    Craig's List...Wotta fuckin' scam.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Quinn
    When, as a man, you're so fucking weak that two 5'2, 110 LB women can take your money, you have no business even leaving your fucking house -- let alone seeing escorts off of CL. I don't have an ounce of sympathy for the dumb bastard.

    -Quinn
    Neither do I, but a couple of clawing thieves can get the best of anybody. I mean really, how big is the average hawk? Still, the little bugger chased me around the yard like you wouldn't believe even though I could have snapped its neck had I gotten past those damned, flailing talons.



    PS: The fucking squirrel is gone.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Quinn
    When, as a man, you're so fucking weak that two 5'2, 110 LB women can take your money, you have no business even leaving your fucking house -- let alone seeing escorts off of CL. I don't have an ounce of sympathy for the dumb bastard.

    -Quinn
    Maybe they were ninjas?


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    pics? somewhere out there on the list there has to be some pics


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    CL?

    I saw CL and I instantly thought Champions League! I am a Liverpool fan, currently shittin bricks not able to sleep and with a fuckload to do at work tomorrow.

    Sorry for the diversion, you may revert to the original topic of conversation


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