How far can you shoot your load?

[mustang]

depends on how long its been since I last shot my load! I have shot it 7 feet before but after a 3 day lay off......I would say 2 feet is the norm.

[LG]

How far can you shoot your cum?lying down?
Or how many feet standing up?
Which shoots greater distance?

My answer:


Honestly, Silklove, you ask the darnedest questions. I wonder what's coming next. How about:
-Do you masturbate with your left or your right?
-What's the weirdest position you've jerked off in?
-How hairy is your asscrack?
-What's your favourite female cartoon character?
-Ever been abducted by brown aliens from Uranus?
-Do TGs travel only by air?
-Do TGs prefer Macs or PCs?
-Can a man have a penis replacement from a TG?
-If you replaced your nose with a penis, would you be able to smell?
-Is farting under the sheets bad for you?

Makes a great poll option though

Actually, those questions do as well. I think it will be my next poll. No offence meant, I just think your polls are really weird. I'm sure you're a decent guy.

[Ivane]

long way

[blckhaze]

pretty damn far. if i'm fully horizontal, i hit my face fairly often. Ladies hate me cause I always unleash one spurt near (on in!!!) their hair.

Nothing like that look on a girl's face......................

And when that girl was expecting a piddly cumshot and you give her the pearl laser right in her eye....whoops. I never understand how those 'cum in eye' vids (I started to say 'shoots') don't end up with the girl having a totally red eyeball. My cum will irritate a woman's eye something awful. I got some in my own eye a few weeks ago, had to go to work the next day looking like I took a stick to the cornea.

I love this scene from Exploited Black Teenagers where the one girl says "Don't you know you never come in a black woman's hair?!"

LOL freind of mine caught his girl in the eye and she had to "wear" glasses the next two days. had a good laugh on that one

[ezed]

Why I can shoot one from here to Oz with a good lube!!!!!

[TJ347]

I never understand how those 'cum in eye' vids (I started to say 'shoots') don't end up with the girl having a totally red eyeball. My cum will irritate a woman's eye something awful. I got some in my own eye a few weeks ago, had to go to work the next day looking like I took a stick to the cornea.

You're obviously not familiar with the "Pink Eye Surprise" website, or the videos. There's some red eyes when it's all said and done... Sick shit.

[Silklove]

Sure NP LG iam normal in real life honest

[mikey_stl]

How far can you shoot your cum?lying down?
Or how many feet standing up?
Which shoots greater distance?

I haven't measured the feet standing up, but I think I shoot longer lying down. How far usually depends on A.) How long it's been since my last orgasm; B.) How much stimulation I've had.

Sometimes I've shot loads over my shoulder and up on to my face.
Usually, though, it's on my belly and sometimes to my chest.

[breastyy]

varies alot usually have one spurt go past my face when horizontal

[dirtydubled]