View Poll Results: How far can you shoot your load lying down?
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Thread: How far can you shoot your load?
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05-18-2007 #1Junior Poster
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How far can you shoot your load?
How far can you shoot your cum?lying down?
Or how many feet standing up?
Which shoots greater distance?
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05-18-2007 #25 Star Poster
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Pretty damn far, but it's got a lot to do with how much water I've had and how many times I've used my PC muscle during the session. Even dehydrated It goes pretty far If I'm totally in to it.
As far as distances I don't know which way goes further...
too much french fries, not enough shakes...
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05-18-2007 #3Junior Poster
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275 yards
Oh sorry, that's my driver shot.
festivus for the rest of us
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05-18-2007 #45 Star Poster
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Re: How far can you shoot your load?
My answer:
Originally Posted by Silklove
Honestly, Silklove, you ask the darnedest questions. I wonder what's coming next. How about:
-Do you masturbate with your left or your right?
-What's the weirdest position you've jerked off in?
-How hairy is your asscrack?
-What's your favourite female cartoon character?
-Ever been abducted by brown aliens from Uranus?
-Do TGs travel only by air?
-Do TGs prefer Macs or PCs?
-Can a man have a penis replacement from a TG?
-If you replaced your nose with a penis, would you be able to smell?
-Is farting under the sheets bad for you?
Navin R. Johnson: You mean I'm going to stay this color??
Mother: I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.
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05-18-2007 #5Professional Poster
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Far enough i guess...i usually wear swim goggles.
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05-18-2007 #6Veteran Poster
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I've gotten it to my neck a few times.
Vala,
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05-18-2007 #7Silver Poster
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pretty damn far. if i'm fully horizontal, i hit my face fairly often. Ladies hate me cause I always unleash one spurt near (on in!!!) their hair.
blckhaze- A quickie in the back of a carriage going around Central park south
RubyTS- been there done that :P
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05-18-2007 #8Platinum Poster
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Nothing like that look on a girl's face...................... Originally Posted by blckhaze
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05-18-2007 #95 Star Poster
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And when that girl was expecting a piddly cumshot and you give her the pearl laser right in her eye....whoops. I never understand how those 'cum in eye' vids (I started to say 'shoots') don't end up with the girl having a totally red eyeball. My cum will irritate a woman's eye something awful. I got some in my own eye a few weeks ago, had to go to work the next day looking like I took a stick to the cornea. Originally Posted by MacShreach
Nothing like that look on a girl's face...................... Originally Posted by blckhaze
I love this scene from Exploited Black Teenagers where the one girl says "Don't you know you never come in a black woman's hair?!"
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05-18-2007 #10Platinum Poster
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further then anyone ive ever met
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