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    Default Chyna (Joanie Laurer) is a woman, correct?

    I'm watching the surreal life on vh1 and I'm having my doubts



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    Dude, stop lying. You'd hit that.



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    i havent seen it but i heard there is a chyna sex tape out there, when i was listening to howard stern.....they say she does like every position....im really not an inquiring mind so ill leave that one at blockbuster, lol



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    http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2594

    ...a review

    Prepare for unimaginable horrors.


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    Default Chyna- Hot or not?

    Actually, I've just had a look at some photos and I think she's rather hot. True, her muscles are kind of scary and there's only a small number of sexual postions one could try without being crushed, but her face is very attractive and her body isn't disproportionate.

    Then again, I've always found some of the WWF/WWE girls rather tasty (Sable, Stacy Keibler and, especially, Trish). They have beautiful faces and look that they can take care of themselves). I would never say no to any of them (partly because they could kick my butt if I did!) Honestly though, I would do any of them if I could.

    But maybe it's just me. I also think that Xena-Warrior Princess is sexy.
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    I have see pics of her clit and its the size of an asian tgirl cock.
    It looked pretty gross.



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    Default Chyna

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    I have see pics of her clit and its the size of an asian tgirl cock.
    Not quite that big, no (ladyboys, can be quite a bit larger ), but I'd say the whole thing is at least an inch and a half or even two judging from the photos I've seen. So yeah, pretty damn big for a clit.

    It looked pretty gross.
    It looked a little weird, but almost intriguing to me, kind of like my first sight of a tgirl. I wouldn't go as far as to call it gross, although it's not the kind of sight that turns me on or something I would look for in a girl. It's not a very uncommon thing, in any case. Also, there's a perfectly normal explanation. As bodybuilding.com notes:

    When women use steroids, they run the risk of reducing circulating levels of luteinizing hormone, follicle-stimulating hormone, estrogen and progesterone. They also may experience an inhibition of ovulation, clitoris enlargement and increase in sensitivity and menstrual irregularity. As with the male, many of the effects are reversible with cessation of steroids, but some aren't, enlargement of the clitoris, for example.
    The condition is called clitoral hypertrophy. Steroids may also, apparently, explain some of the acne she seems to have on her body.

    Please note also that the glans of the clitoris (the tip that pops out) becomes erect (due to filling with blood) during arousal and is the single most erogenous zone on a woman. Also don't forget that the clitoris and penis are very similar and that both develop from the same embryonic structure with the hood homologous to the male foreskin (in other words in the absence of testosterone in utero, the structure that becomes the penis in males would develop into a clitoris).

    Anyway, I haven't seen the video, but from what I've seen and read, she has quite a pretty face, shapely breasts, and she seems to enjoy sex.

    Would I do her, given the chance? Hell, yeah!


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    Ive heard alot about her clit, has anybody got some pics as i cant find any?



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    that was a hilariously, well written review....



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    Default Chyna's giant steroid clit

    Harrys Boy:

    You can get to a closeup of Chyna's gargantuan clit via the review, or directly by clicking here: http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorso...chyna/clit.jpg , if you're brave.

    I thought about posting it here, but I decided maybe I'd rather not.


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