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    First to ask what jelching is!
    Edit...moisturizer?

    I apply a coat of ArmorAll once a week and give him a good going over with a polishing cloth.
    And do cock pushups with my hands behind my head.



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    LOL

    Always WASH with warm water and soap after sex!

    ~Kisses.

    HTG


    HURDLE #1: If guys would learn to stop over complementing, and not compliment every tranny (or girl) they see and talk to (so a girl would feel it was sincere and that she's special), maybe they'd get somewhere but a dead end! lol

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    Default Re: Keeping your cock healthy

    Good tips, I think...

    1) Stop operating the equipment immediately if it emits smoke or noxious
    fumes.
    2) Make sure to inspect the equipment before each use.
    3) Do not use substances containing alcohol, benzine, thinners or other
    flammable substances to clean of maintain the equipment.
    4) Do not use in locations with poor ventilation.

    Sure, they actually apply to my digital camera, but they can definitely be applied to keeping your dick healthy too, no?


    "We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they?"- Mignon McLaughlin

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    LOL depends on the sex. I quite like walking around smelling a hot woman on me.


    Cock care tip-- always wash under the foreskin but use a very mild facial soap or just water. Most cheap toilet soap is far too aggressive, causing irritation leading to odours.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hara_Juku Tgirl
    Always WASH with warm water and soap after sex!
    I thought everybody already knows that..but now, U makes me wonder.. (syntax found, tnx to HTG)


    "...My father was the wind, my mother was fire
    Raised by the wolves - I grew up wild..."

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    google MattersofSize & ThundersPlace



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    A very important tip to maintain your "COCK HEALTHY" is to have it sucked at least 1-2 a week, it makes it feel loved , & aprecciated... NOBODY WANTS TO HAVE A DEPRESSED COCK!


    ............I am Bella Swan.



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    If your pounding your pud and you start cumming blood, thats a rupture...



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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackAdder
    If your pounding your pud and you start cumming blood, thats a rupture...
    When you're beating your meat and you finally skeet, that's enough sir...


    "We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they?"- Mignon McLaughlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by MegabodyNYC
    KEEP YOUR DICK WHERE IT BELONGS, AT HOME WITH YOUR WIFE AND YOUR DICK WILL BE HEALTHY, STICKING IT IN ESCORTS AND HIGH RISK ENCOUNTERS WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL.......STAY WITH YOUR GIRL, DONT CHEAT AND YOUR FINE, UNLESS OF COURSE SHE IS A PIG AND GETTING FUCKED BY OTHERS, THEN IN THAT CASE YOUR ON YOUR OWN..

    PROBLEM WITH ESCORTS & PARTY GIRLS IS THAT ARE POLUTTED AND BEEN WITH HUNDRADS IF NOT THOUSANDS OF COCKS, THATS PIGGY....STAY AWAY...CONDOM OR NO CONDOM...KEEP YOUR SHIT TO YOURSELF AND YOUR DICK WILL BE FINE
    That is the best advice and its so true!



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