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    Platinum Poster JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel's Avatar
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    Default OK this has to be it's own thread......................

    Those of you in chat I want to apologize for several things witnessed this evening.

    • 1. The practice of unprotected sex by one of the chatroom couples (or females with a client, I have no idea which it was honestly)
      2. The rapid delivery of semen: that was about 10 mins with anal foreplay, Vanessa they got you beat by about 7 or 8 mins ftr)
      3. NOW THIS IS WHERE IT GETS DISGUSTING: the chick (Yoitte) gets up afterwards to shower (applause) but the dude sits on cam (I honestly dont think he knew we were watching) and wipes his shitty dick with a Kleenex THEN SMELLS THE FUCKIN KLEENEX and THEN continues to wipe off his legs and crotch with it!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      4. Dude still had a chance to somewhat redeem himself by jumping up after she got in the shower and jumping in it INSTEAD he gets dressed!!!!!!!!!


    I am totally disgusted by this poor sex scene, even though I laughed all the way through it. Lastly I'd like to say PLEASE!!!!!!!!! Practice safe sex!!!!!!!
    PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! Wash the fuck up after you get done having sex!!!!!!!!!

    thanks,
    JWBL


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    LMAO. Man, I always miss all the good stuff.


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    Was he hot? ... Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
    3. NOW THIS IS WHERE IT GETS DISGUSTING: the chick (Yoitte) gets up afterwards to shower (applause) but the dude sits on cam (I honestly dont think he knew we were watching) and wipes his shitty dick with a Kleenex THEN SMELLS THE FUCKIN KLEENEX and THEN continues to wipe off his legs and crotch with it!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I once was so drunk ( once... yeah right ) and I took this guy home. I jumped him in the middle of the street and lost myself on him... Cause I couldn't control myself... need I say more?

    So we start to smell something funny and try to get upstairs only to find that I had given Felicia Katt my car keys with my house keys on them.

    She was inside a club and could not get to the phone. We set there dirty for about 1 hr.... The poor guy.


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    shit i missed it



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    lol wat



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    that was a messed up lil dude



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    be quiet you liked it.That Gayboy porn lol....



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    Marjorie Taylor Greene Is A Nice Lady Platinum Poster Dino Velvet's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by JamesHunt
    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
    3. NOW THIS IS WHERE IT GETS DISGUSTING: the chick (Yoitte) gets up afterwards to shower (applause) but the dude sits on cam (I honestly dont think he knew we were watching) and wipes his shitty dick with a Kleenex THEN SMELLS THE FUCKIN KLEENEX and THEN continues to wipe off his legs and crotch with it!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    JWBL[/b]
    Dino Velvet?
    Sure, why not? I've screwed broads on their period and cleaned myself off with their pillow when they weren't looking. My last gf had a heavy flow so sometimes I had to use the sheets too. I always knew when it was her time of the month because groups of vampire bats would circle her if she went outside at night.



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