10 things i cannot understand about ESCORTING

[tsluva]

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there are many issues i've always wondered about the
ESCORT business ,whether it involves the escort or customer.

But i've narrowed it done to TEN - so here are the 10 things
i still can't seem to understand when involving the ESCORTING
business:

1) HYGIENE:
it's so incredibly amazing how many ads (particularly Eros-ads)
have expressed and emphasized potential male- clients
to be " well-bathed" or "well- groomed. "
This is such a common-sense thing. It still strikes me that
escorts would encounter such a problem when men damn well KNOW
that they are about to get as intimately close to a potential
SEX partner. ( the complaints from escorts have been Bad Breathe , Body Order,
and Not Anal -cleaned for a Top )
" Why does this continue to happen ??
Do these men not understand this.. or don't care ?


2) NO CONDOMS/ RUBBERS:
sorry, but occasionally i''ve had to laugh at a few reviews
where there's a mention that
" there were no condoms available, so we could not fuck"
(you've got to be kidding me ?!! ) maybe
i could understand if it was LUBE
but why leave that all up to the escorts and end up missing out ?
If we can stop & get cash from a neaby ATM - why not the critical condoms from a nearby store ?
i even get a bigger kick when a provider who makes a
living at this profession manages to run out of condoms before
she even runs of out lipstick or gas in her car.
This should be the profession's number one No-No.

3 ) COVERED BLOWJOBS: why is it that in many sessions, it's
the " tgirl that gets to receive a bareback/ Un-covered Blowjob,
but yet the "male client" has to receive a " Covered" blowjob ?


4) SWITCH/ BAIT : I've finally had that happened to me , but
yet i'll never understand why some scheming bitches
would even attempt to pull this off .
Don't they know that the customer most certainly will
see their faces right away
and know in an instant that they are definitely not the
faces & persons they set up to see ??

5) SOLICITATION FOR PROSTITUTIONS :
i keep seeing this in so many Eros-ads
yet everyone knows the nature of escort-business .
She's IS clearly paying for sex and i, myself am not bashful about seeing
a prostitute to rock my world. Who are the escorts trying to fool ?
Who the hell would buy into these disclaimers ?
this must be for legal means, but what's the purpose & importance
of having to "paying for my time/consenting adults" message in
the ad ??

6) OUTCALL/ INCALLS: why does it cost MORE for Outcalls than it does
for Incalls ? why can't an escort have a set price for both places ?


7) ESCORTS NAME CHANGES : frankly speaking , i tend to grow worried
and defensive when an escort is constantly CHANGING her name.
it makes me tend to think that she has something to hide (especially
if she has a really bad reputation for very poor customer service.
Could i be wrong in that impression ??

8) the "8" INCH LIE :
is it just me or does it seem like almost every ts-escort
in just about almost every Eros-ad have their cock-size
posted as 8" inches ??
it's become so very common that i almost expect an ad
to have " Eight Inches " automatically posted on it before
i even finish reading the entire ad .
What's wrong with 6" or 7" inches ??


9) Getting 411 ON AN ESCORT:

i can easily understand when one asks for
a 411 on an escort when there's no reviews available
on an escort , but i'll never understand why people request
a 411 when they are SEVERAL reviews on that same
escort to get enough of a feel for her services.


10) ESCORTS HIDING BEHIND OPENING, INVITING DOORS;

This is humorous.
just about every single tgirl escort that i've seen, i've had
to be welcomed with an opening door without a face,
99% of the time, the escort is ALWAYS
hiding behind the damn door. ... whazz really up wit dat ?
... is it the neighbors that you don't want seeing ya?
( like they haven't figured out the scene with dozens
of strange drifters banging on this particular door)
i wouldn't think it would be the clients themselves
since you dare open ya doors to them.
So what's da real inside story on this ?

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[TJ347]

5) SOLICITATION FOR PROSTITUTIONS :
i keep seeing this in so many Eros-ads
yet everyone knows the nature of escort-business .
She's IS clearly paying for sex and i, myself am not bashful about seeing
a prostitute to rock my world. Who are the escorts trying to fool ?
Who the hell would buy into these disclaimers ?
this must be for legal means, but what's the purpose & importance
of having to "paying for my time/consenting adults" message in
the ad ??

I myself like when the word "roses" is substituted for "dollars" in ads. Duh! Nobody's gonna see through that ruse!

[crayons]

Escorting is hooking masquerading as some high-end service. Back in the day, it meant an actual service where you call and talk to someone else (picture Madam Suzette from Cathouse) and set an appointment and choose a type of girl (hair color, height etc). Today it means some girl sets a higher price to fuck you because the streets are too demeaning for her for whatever reason (she's appeared in porn, had a photoshoot or two etc).
Outcalls will be, logically more expensive, because she's going into hostile territory. She's playing on your field. Who knows where you hide your sword or whether you've got your pose waiting in the garage with their pants down. I'd charge a deposit fee just to get past the gate mailed to my paypal before I see anyone without a thorough background check and letter from their parole officer. Sorry, but you only have to read some of the messages posted here to know what girls are in for.
As for the rest: hygeine, hiding behind the door, 8 inch lie? I wouldn't know. Maybe just a publicity stunt to get more clientele, and knowing how straight guys are soooo obessed with big cocks, it only makes sense to say yours points to the higher end of the richter scale!

Conclusion? You've been Punk'd!

[hwbs]

1. cause dudes be rollin to the girl str8 from the gym......or after they had 5- 7 layer crunchwraps from the bell.


2.that is easy...jon is stupid not to bring any...its a hustle so she doesnt have to put out..it is planned..

3.cause it is little risk 4 them getting blown..

4.cause its referred to as a house..picture a bank on friday at noon


5 for protection of legal rights.

6.cause there are costs to outcall..car service both ways, plus some girls have security on site , nearby..

7..two diff answes... A. diff names to see which sites gets the most bites.
B. girls are hustlin trying to hide who they are, lol

8.LIES... guys are stupid and girld know what they want..lol

9. guys are gonna jerk off to your story with no intention of seeing the girl.

10 its either cause the girl has roomates or company when u show up..girls get lonely ,lol

[tsluva]

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if Escorts themselves did a top 10 reason list on their
own when it comes to not understanding customers, i'd
have to wonder what would be at the head of
the their lists.
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[GroobySteven]

1. cause dudes be rollin to the girl str8 from the gym......or after they had 5- 7 layer crunchwraps from the bell.


2.that is easy...jon is stupid not to bring any...its a hustle so she doesnt have to put out..it is planned..

3.cause it is little risk 4 them getting blown..

4.cause its referred to as a house..picture a bank on friday at noon


5 for protection of legal rights.

6.cause there are costs to outcall..car service both ways, plus some girls have security on site , nearby..

7..two diff answes... A. diff names to see which sites gets the most bites.
B. girls are hustlin trying to hide who they are, lol

8.LIES... guys are stupid and girld know what they want..lol

9. guys are gonna jerk off to your story with no intention of seeing the girl.

10 its either cause the girl has roomates or company when u show up..girls get lonely ,lol

Thank you! Although your stating the obvious, it appears it needed to be stated.

[hwbs]

yup!!!! some people are still wet behind the ear....