Dirtiest thing you've done with a sexual partner

[CaptainGeech]

I got a blumpkin once from my ex. On an unrelated note, can anybody tell me what an "Angry Dragon" is?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=angry+dragon

Seems to be a good place to find out things of this nature.

[Rod la Rod]

I got a blumpkin once from my ex. On an unrelated note, can anybody tell me what an "Angry Dragon" is?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=angry+dragon

Seems to be a good place to find out things of this nature.

OK somebody has too much time on their hands to make up these stupid names. I believe the more accurate term for an "angry dragon" would be "assault and battery".

[Vala_TS]

I got a blumpkin once from my ex. On an unrelated note, can anybody tell me what an "Angry Dragon" is?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=angry+dragon

Seems to be a good place to find out things of this nature.

OK somebody has too much time on their hands to make up these stupid names. I believe the more accurate term for an "angry dragon" would be "assault and battery".

What kind of act is that? "Angry dragon"? Sounds stupid. And sounds like a reason that your parter would leave you.

Vala,

[Lord Goatse]

Lord Goatse has little to add to this thread.

Other than to add that a 'Dutch Sauna' is the technical term for a Dutch Oven with follow-through.

And also that being arse-fucked by a polar bear hurts.

[arnie666]

Well the only thing I have done which is rather odd is one time I was going down on a girlfriend and she farted right in my face . For some reason It seriously turned me on. I think the whole animalistic side of it and how someone so cute (she was very) could do something like that.

She noticed too and we did it on a few more occasions.Iam not into scat or anything but just something about that whole thing. Never done it with any other girls as most would think it is a bit weird.




glad this forum is anonoymous

So now you're into fart sniffing? How nice for you...

M8 yes but Iam selective. I wouldn't put my nose to any girls butthole you know. No swamp donkeys for example.

So If I sniff a girls farts she knows she is really special

[werwt22]

Well let's see. I've pissed on someone...they've pissed on me.

I tried the scat thing and moved out of the way before it hit me LOL. I chickened out and couldnt stand the smell either so that was a no-go.

I've farted in someones mouth while they licked my ass and made theyre cheeks expand LOL. She was into it what can I say.

Masturbated in countless places....you name it I've done it there LOL.

I was drunk and licked a shitty ass b/c I couldnt smell it and couldnt tell and was drunk =D.

Had my ass licked after a dump.

Ass-to-Mouth. Not my ass btw.

Haven tried this yet but this girl wants me to throw-up on her.

And btw all these nasty things occurred with me and my gf not some random person.

[TheOne1]

mud fucked a girl in my septic tank

[rvince]

I've licked her hemoroids

[geekman33]

Well let's see. I've pissed on someone...they've pissed on me.

I tried the scat thing and moved out of the way before it hit me LOL. I chickened out and couldnt stand the smell either so that was a no-go.

I've farted in someones mouth while they licked my ass and made theyre cheeks expand LOL. She was into it what can I say.

Masturbated in countless places....you name it I've done it there LOL.

I was drunk and licked a shitty ass b/c I couldnt smell it and couldnt tell and was drunk =D.

Had my ass licked after a dump.

Ass-to-Mouth. Not my ass btw.

Haven tried this yet but this girl wants me to throw-up on her.

And btw all these nasty things occurred with me and my gf not some random person.

Agreed, While I've had more than a few gratifying golden showers episodes (all with GGs) I could never tolerate scat. It smeels like shit for chrissakes....the very thought repulses me...and I'm not easily repulsed!!!