Dirtiest thing you've done with a sexual partner

[ausbeachstyle]

I ate his head.

[cooper1986]

i like to lick my gf's ass, thats about the nastiest thing ive done and i do it regularly

[LG]

i like to lick my gf's ass, thats about the nastiest thing ive done and i do it regularly

That's nothing. This one time at band camp, I stuck a flute up her pussy.

[cooper1986]

to me licking your partners ass is about the nastiest thing you can do, not unless you start putting animals in the scenario.

[LG]

to me licking your partners ass is about the nastiest thing you can do, not unless you start putting animals in the scenario.

Please don't start putting animals into the scenario.

[suckseed]

I went down on and fucked a girl that unbeknownst to me had fucked one of my roommates earlier in the night. When we were telling stories the next night (being teenagers, of course there were no secrets), and the truth came out (You fucked Julie? I fucked Julie too!) my friend goes, "So really, it's like you gave me a blow job!" Great.

I don't really do anything dirty. Never licked a pooper. Shit comes out of there, you know.

[vanished]

all's fair in love and sex...except shit...ugh...i can't get that image out of my head! damn you, vanished!

Sorry!! lol Here are some more extensive acts talked about before. I found it when I searched "blumpkin" - God, I would love to try that - two of my favorite sensations right in the same act! Like a SexTootsie Roll (or that Spootsie Roll?)

http://www.hungangels.com/board/view...light=blumpkin

[MacShreach]

to me licking your partners ass is about the nastiest thing you can do, not unless you start putting animals in the scenario.

Depends on the girl. A nice CLEAN, SHAVED GG or TG (heavy on the hormones please) anus is a real pleasure to lick; it resists the pressure of your tongue in a more satisfying way than cunt IMO, though cunt has other delights, like the taste--a clean anus tastes of nothing at all--if you got taste in there you got problems!

Licking a man's anus is just too repulsive a concept to contemplate.

Animals? Like sheep? Last week's joke.

[tsmandy]

Those subs are into some crazy stuff, lol.

Damn, I'm starting to get all nostalgic. I miss New York, thanks for the story Julie.

[TJT]

Me and my wife had our own tv show. She was constipated so she hollered at me to come pull it out on camera.