Dirtiest thing you've done with a sexual partner

[mpcc2004]

i had sex with my gal while she was on her period


BUT ITS STILL NASTY AS FUKK THO

Nah, that's nothing, done that loads-- spot of extra lube, that's all-- But have you tried cunnilingus on the blot?

I thought not.

It happened like this: I had an argument, well more like an intelligent debate something like this thread, with another guy at our summer job when I was a student, and I told him I was seriously into sticking Big Mac up my girl's pooper tube (hadn't discovered t-girls then.) He was REALLY grossed (naive boy) but then admitted that he liked a good snorf-snorf of the bearded clam when his old lady was cooking up gravy, which I though was kinda gross myself. (The fact that he a had a very luxuriant beard made it even more......macabre.)

But then one night-- after several pints-- I thought, "In the interests of science I really must try this out......" Well my girlfriend then really had no sexual limits, so we did. Regularly.

It's okay, actually. Doesn't taste bad at all. Just remember to wash your chops before you go down the pub afterwards.

I had something similar happen. I went down on this girl when I was 15, it was actually my first sexual experience of any kind. The room was dark, I didn't know what I was doing and I was a little drunk. I didn't find out until after I was done that she was on her period. And she didn't actually tell me. I could tell when I went into the bathroom and saw my face in the mirror. I was not very happy about that at all.

[MacShreach]

I was not very happy about that at all.

Aye but what about the girl? LOL

[biGGdaDDy*]

i was eating this one gals' puss from behind

she had her ass in the air
and i remember the bitch farted in my face---LOL
i was like ''wtf''

---but i was so focused on ''fukking her'' that i just chilled out
and kept it going---i held in the laughter---i brought it up to her later on---and she tried to play it off like she didnt remember

they always do....lmao

[MacShreach]

and i remember the bitch farted in my face---LOL
i was like ''wtf''---and she tried to play it off like she didnt remember

they always do....lmao

LOL Now that's funny...I take it you're no stranger to the "pussy fart?"

[TsJennifer]

i ate my bf's ass out and I swallowed his load

[whatsupwithat]

i ate my bf's ass out and I swallowed his load

Ass...load...uhm, like "load" load? Or just a load?

[TsJennifer]

i let him cum in my mouth and i swallowed it....btw he was my bf of 2 yrs so dont keep ur hopes up boys!...lol

[whatsupwithat]

i let him cum in my mouth and i swallowed it....btw he was my bf of 2 yrs so dont keep ur hopes up boys!...lol

Oh. Ok, I thought you were talking about...you know, eating his ass and then eating something else. I was pretty sure you weren't German...

[MrsKellyPierce]

I'd say either what Jennifer done...or letting the guy cum on my face.

[whatsupwithat]

I'd say either what Jennifer done...or letting the guy cum on my face.

There's really only so many places you can cum.