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  1. 05-16-2007 #61
    General Disarray
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    I am no saddened with my physique

    it's a personal statement about the band itself. [raises axe above head] Hey Paul!
    [he bashes Allen in the head with an axe, and blood splatters over him]
    Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
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  2. 05-16-2007 #62
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    Nooooooooooo!

    Why didn't you tell me before I got the Lipo!?!?!

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  3. 05-16-2007 #63
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    I was wondering what your rates would be like? I'm just guessing here, but judging from your pics I'd say around $1000/hour?
    Dear god, man! She's exceptional, but please don't kill our dreams with a single post!

    "In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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  4. 05-18-2007 #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by LG
    "Just so you know, I look... like Clive Owen."
    All right! Lift up your skirt, bend over and STFU!

    j/k

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  5. 05-23-2007 #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeardedOne
    I was wondering what your rates would be like? I'm just guessing here, but judging from your pics I'd say around $1000/hour?
    Dear god, man! She's exceptional, but please don't kill our dreams with a single post!
    LOL, sorry! They're much lower than that, I found out. About the going rate for world-class beauties with special equipment.

    You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

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