Paris Hilton going to jail for 45 days

[specialk]

Her feet are a crime. She should be charged malice for wearing open toe shoes.

I haven't gotten to the shoes yet..........It's the choke hold on the beaver that she should be locked up for!!!

[chefmike]

geez talk about single minded persistence

Thanks, spaghettini. I thought that it was very clever, also... :P

And one more thing, slick...both you, and bush, can fuck off...

[chefmike]

I'd throw Paris a good shagging, even if she is a blonde. She may be so stupid and shallow that it's frightening, but she has some truly striking features. Mmmmmmm..........objectification.

-Quinn

I find Paris to very shaggable. But she is so annoying that I would have to put it in the grudgefuck category.

[Vala_TS]

Wow, no "Community service"? Amazing.

Vala,

[gimmeurblood]

this almost makes up for the O.J. thing