View Poll Results: Can you ram the sausage railroad up your own poop chute?

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    Default Can you bugger yourself?



    This picture got me thinking...

    Who on here found that they possess this unique skill? If you do, when and how in the hell did you first find out you could do this???

    I never thought this was physically possible until I saw this vid. Now I'm curious if there's some sort of underground self-arse-plugging club, kinda like the "Hare Club for Men" easter bunny cult dudes on southpark.


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    I cannot. Looks like fun though. :P
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    As kriss would say:

    opcorn


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    Oright. Which one of you fucking wiseguys voted yes? Come on, fess up.



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    I've done it quite a few times.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Gumber
    I've done it quite a few times.
    ya can't just leave it at that! how the hell did you get the idea? how did you figure out you could do it? did you have ASSistance?


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    Quote Originally Posted by xfiver
    Quote Originally Posted by Gumber
    I've done it quite a few times.
    ya can't just leave it at that! how the hell did you get the idea? how did you figure out you could do it? did you have ASSistance?


    I was looking at trying autofellatio and came across Al Eingang's website, which has a forum for both self sucking and fucking. That got me intrigued and one night I said, "What the hell?" and gave it a try. At first I thought I wasn't going to be able to manage it, but eventually popped it in after a couple tries. Quite the feeling once you get it in there. Definitely easier to do the longer you are, like Mint has shown, but it's manageable with average length fellows.



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    Wow really? Even average lengths can do it? How? I've tried but I can't get the head inside, I can rub the tip against my asshole but I can't get it in. How hard does the erection have to be?

    I am also able to perform autofellatio upon myself.

    Vala,



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    Quote Originally Posted by Vala_TS
    Wow really? Even average lengths can do it? How? I've tried but I can't get the head inside, I can rub the tip against my asshole but I can't get it in. How hard does the erection have to be?

    I am also able to perform autofellatio upon myself.

    Vala,
    I knew you would be all over this thread!


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    Quote Originally Posted by xfiver
    Quote Originally Posted by Vala_TS
    Wow really? Even average lengths can do it? How? I've tried but I can't get the head inside, I can rub the tip against my asshole but I can't get it in. How hard does the erection have to be?

    I am also able to perform autofellatio upon myself.

    Vala,
    I knew you would be all over this thread!
    Cool! Thanks for thinking of me!

    Vala,



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