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    Default See covered blow jobs are unsafe!!!

    Here is something I found, tell me this ain't crazy. I never liked a cbj giving or receiving, so do you think I can use this as an argument?

    A 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six
    months. In spite of trials with antibiotics and anti-tuberculosis treatment for the preceding four
    months, her symptoms did not improve. A subsequent chest radiograph showed non homogeneous
    collapse-consolidation of right upper lobe. Video bronchoscopy revealed an
    inverted bag like structure in right upper lobe bronchus and rigid bronchoscopic removal with
    biopsy forceps confirmed the presence of a condom. Detailed retrospective history also
    confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio.


    Here is the link, you can read the whole article plus see photos
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    they originally thought it was chrome poisoning from a trailer hitch

    meow

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    Default Re: See covered blow jobs are unsafe!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by freak
    biopsy forceps confirmed the presence of a condom. Detailed retrospective history also
    confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio.


    Oh--my--fucking--Gawd........

    And the fuckwad she was blowing didn't notice? Or just didn't care?....She didn't notice? I mean she breathed in a condom and she thought, what, "Hey Ah musta swallowed a bug, lemme see where was I?"

    Or was this another near-death experience brought on by the overconsumption of alcohol? No, if they wuz pissed, why bother with a condom.....

    No we must be.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Felicia Katt
    they originally thought it was chrome poisoning from a trailer hitch
    She was blowing a trailer hitch?
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    It's a joke here in the states, MacShreach; used to describe a girl who gives amazing oral. " She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch". I thought it was funny, Felicia


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironhead
    It's a joke here in the states, MacShreach; used to describe a girl who gives amazing oral. " She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch". I thought it was funny, Felicia
    Ahhhhhh, now I get it

    Thanks for the heads-up.

    And yes it was funny, well up to the mark Felicia.



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    Quote Originally Posted by MacShreach
    Quote Originally Posted by Felicia Katt
    they originally thought it was chrome poisoning from a trailer hitch
    She was blowing a trailer hitch?
    dude, None one should have to tell you to watch full metal jacket.


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    This isn't even worth commenting on....what a retard.


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    Default Re: See covered blow jobs are unsafe!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by freak
    Detailed retrospective history also
    confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio.
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    Dont get me wrong, by no means am i BIG, but how small is you dick when a condom obviously too big (since it was loose enough to be sucked off) can be inhaled and not cause your partner to say hmmmmm maybe i should take that out, or go see a doctor......??



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