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04-22-2007 #1Veteran Poster
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Has something like this happened to you?
I was at the beach bar, had a bunch of beers. Was feeling a bit horny and picked up a tourist from the bar went down the beach to get a BJ, well she was sucking and sucking and I was unable to cum so she was jerking me off and she of course had some sand on her hand and gave me a bunch of scratches, I was close so I just dealt with the discomfort. Well my cock was all beat up and on the head I got 2 friction burns, now it looks like I have something so I have to keep it in my pants for a week or so. Anyway I have been putting cream w/ Aloe on it and now my dick is as soft as a babies bottom but I still have the scares. How do I explain them to someone, they will think I have herpes of something.
The Aloe has given me a super sensitive penis now, I jerked off and came in no time at all, has anyone else ever put Aloe on the penis?
Even though this isn't a petting zoo, you can still stroke my cock if you want.
If the zombie apocalypse happens in Vegas... will it stay in Vegas?
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04-22-2007 #2Junior Poster
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I can't masturbate without lotion. Lotion with aloe, I've noticed, produces the best results.
While if I could go back in time and change things, God knows I would, I also realize that such a thing is impossible. So I just have to move on with my life and make sure that I come out the other side a better person. That’s all there is too it.
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04-22-2007 #3Eurotrash! Platinum Poster
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Re: Has something like this happened to you?
Does that qualify as Legionnaires Disease?
Originally Posted by freak
I hate being bipolar...It's fucking ace!
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04-22-2007 #4Veteran Poster
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No it would not, that is a lung disease isn't it? Originally Posted by Jericho
Does that qualify as Legionnaires Disease? Originally Posted by freak
Even though this isn't a petting zoo, you can still stroke my cock if you want.
If the zombie apocalypse happens in Vegas... will it stay in Vegas?
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04-23-2007 #5Platinum Poster
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Re: Has something like this happened to you?
roflmfao shades of Beau Geste Originally Posted by Jericho
Does that qualify as Legionnaires Disease? Originally Posted by freak
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04-23-2007 #6Junior Poster
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Re: Has something like this happened to you?
I been looking for a new reason to put lotion on my dick. Originally Posted by freak
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04-23-2007 #7Veteran Poster
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