ALL INCLUSIVE NYC TOUR!!!

[runningdownthatdream]

Hey, I just got back from nyc and it was awesome, the food, the shows, the hotels and YES the GIRLS!!!

I would strongly recomend u sign up immediately for my 1st annual all inclusive nyc tour at a bargain rate of $2,500 (unless people bitch and show any semblence of brains then i reduce it by a few hundred)!!!

This includes:

Hotels (except for donations at check in)
Food (doesnt include donations for the chef)
Shows (includes everything other than broadway donations)
and of course GIRLS (again, only donations required)..

And of course youlle get a lifelng NYer to acompany u from hotel to show to restaurant and to ur GIRLS!!! i will translate NY phrases like fuggedaboutit, and getta fuckotta here and certain simple spanish phrases!!!

A cant miss!!! hurry as this ofer is in great demand and room wont last (only 560,000 hotel rooms in nyc currently vacant and checking in on ur own is a bitch).

Also, not sure yet, but i think im finalizing a great deal on bagels for only a small bakery donation!!!

WOW

You forgot the best part: the beautiful stewardesses..........these require NO donations........of course I'm not sure TAM services the continental US but hey what more do you want!

[TeeLover]

Throw in some free Nedick's and you might have something there...

[Evilhomer]

All I can say is HOW CAN YOU DO THESE TOURS FOR SO CHEAP ?

and isn't NYC dangerous.....???