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04-09-2007 #21
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I'd follow Ann Coulter around, farting in her face until she goes mad.
I'd put on a black condom, fluff up a nice boner, and go to sorority parties, see who's interested. I might be quite the hit! When questioned, I'd assure the ladies that I'm devastatingly handsome.
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04-09-2007 #22
Re: What would you do if You Were Invisible?
Originally Posted by Hara_Juku Tgirl
steal TONS of money from drug dealers, mafia dudes and criminals........
keep 33% of it and do good for people with the other 66%.
I would be a fly on the wall witnessing gorgeous ladies undrerss, shower, have sex......including t-girls.
I would listen in on all sorts of political meetings and nail the bastards wit proof of what they said.
I would have fun freaking people out by making things float in front of them, by opening and closing doors etc............
I would stalk holywood celebs and see how they fuck, masturbate and have sex. Also what they do in thier private time.
I would fly for free.
I would paint things.
GOOD THINGS
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04-10-2007 #23
how bout hanging out in the girl's bathroom at Orchard Beach on a hot July Saturday? all the cutties in bikini's drinking beer in the hot sun have to take care of business. OK, that's a little perverted.
how bout hanging out by the institutional trading desk at Goldman Sachs and listening to what stocks they're buying?
one question: if you're invisible, does that mean you have to be naked? otherwise,your clothes would have to be invisible too?
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04-10-2007 #24
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I would shit in the deep fryer at MickeyDs and watch hilarity ensue. Immature, I'll admit, but satisfying.
I would lay in the road and wait for a car to drive over me and feel this huge BUMP, then watch them get out and panic like hell. Of course, this is assuming that I am also invincible.
I would wear some bed sheets and terrorize people as the ghost of their dead parents. I would tell them that I was murdered by an evil relative and that they must avenge my death, Shakespearian style!
I would, of course, fuck over anybody who's ever pissed me off. Revenge is sweet, especially when they have no idea who is doing it (and no one to call the cops on...)
I would scream 'fire' in a crowded movie theater. When nobody falls for it, I would dump a lit book of matches into the trashcan.
I would talk back to that guy on the subway who's always talking to himself. I would convince him that he is making perfect sense and that everyone else is insane.
I would wait at the end of the 5th hole at some fancy country club, with a Calloway driver that I stole off some rich prick, and hit people's drives back to the tees.
Finally, I would spray paint obscene yet thought provoking grafitti all over public buildings and corporate symbols to enlighten the masses.
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."
- Dr. Johnson
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04-10-2007 #25
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hmmm...as i'm feeling kinda anti-social at the moment...i would live on a deserted island and whenever anyone came by to explore, i'd throw on the invisibility cloak, head to the other side of the island...maybe eat a coconut or two.
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04-10-2007 #26
I love coconuts! Heh :P
~Kisses.
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HURDLE #1: If guys would learn to stop over complementing, and not compliment every tranny (or girl) they see and talk to (so a girl would feel it was sincere and that she's special), maybe they'd get somewhere but a dead end! lol
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04-10-2007 #27
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Originally Posted by whatsupwithat
Originally Posted by Hara_Juku Tgirl
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
If I were invisible what would I do? Hmmm. After I got bored hanging out in the dressing room at Victoria's Secret? Hmmm.
I would like to think that I would use the ability in some kind of super cop/FBI/CIA kind of way. I would be the best spy ever. Of course this is assuming they aren't using thermal detectors or my invisibility masks all forms of radiation.
Also I could imagine alot of kinky sex I could have. Of course it would be with a willing partner. Just imagine going to her job and surprising her by hiding under the desk. Her co-workers would have no idea I had my head up her skirt the whole time. Seriously, I would imagine the sex would be awesome. Think blindfolded but she can see everything just not know where or when my hand is going to touch her. I definately think I could enjoy being invisible.
I'm just here for the ritual sex and human sacrifice.
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04-10-2007 #28
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I'd fuck with potheads by changing their calendar years, digital clocks, and wallet photos. :P
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04-10-2007 #29
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Hmmm. Good question. I think that I would go about first stealing food at work and copping an ass feel on the hottest girl in the workplace. After that, I would probably steal a bunch of shit from Blockbuster, then go on a vandalism rampage at the local supermarket. After that...I dunno. I would probably go raid a liquor store or something and get my ass trashed, then plan what to do the next day. :P
This is all assuming that everything that I touch can turn invisible too, that is.
While if I could go back in time and change things, God knows I would, I also realize that such a thing is impossible. So I just have to move on with my life and make sure that I come out the other side a better person. That’s all there is too it.
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04-10-2007 #30
Originally Posted by Aragon21
~Kisses.
HTG
HURDLE #1: If guys would learn to stop over complementing, and not compliment every tranny (or girl) they see and talk to (so a girl would feel it was sincere and that she's special), maybe they'd get somewhere but a dead end! lol