I have a more scientific method of determining which thread I read.
First, I only access this forum on odd numbered dates, simply because this is a very odd forum.
Second, I usually ignore the first rule due to its absurdity.
Third, when I choose a thread, I usually do not open unless the initiator of the thread is an experienced and motivating writer. This holds true in all cases unless the thread contains pictures or references to large breasted girls with huge cocks.
Finally, the one rule I am steadfast in following is I never open a thread that I have participated in. To me it's like a comic laughing at his own joke. Strictly bad taste and classless.

I hope that answers those burning questions all of you had regarding my reading habits.