View Poll Results: Why hasn't TFool enlisted?

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  • He wants to wait until he finally graduates from high school.

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  • His bed-wetting problem....

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  • He is a coward who has let his alligator mouth overload his hummingbird ass.

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  1. #1
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    Default Why Haven't Chickenhawks Like TFan Enlisted?

    Pat Tillman is an example of a true patriot, regardless of how you feel about bush's blunders....but what about our chorus boy, TFool...doesn't he support the civil war on terror? Is he afraid that he won't be able to get his job back at the 7-11 if he makes it back home?

    Ex-NFL player Tillman dies during military action in Afghanistan
    From staff and wire reports
    Pat Tillman, the former Arizona Cardinals safety who left football to become an Army Ranger, was killed in southeastern Afghanistan, U.S. officials said Friday.

    Pat Tillman played four seasons for the Arizona Cardinals before enlisting in the Army.
    By Mike Haskey, AP

    Although the military had not officially confirmed his death, the White House put out a statement of sympathy that praised Tillman as "an inspiration both on and off the football field."

    Lt. Col. Matt Beevers, a spokesman for the U.S. military in Kabul, confirmed that a U.S. soldier was killed Thursday evening, but would not say whether it was Tillman. A military official at the Pentagon confirmed it was Tillman.

    Beevers said the soldier died after a firefight with anti-coalition militia forces about 25 miles southwest of a U.S. military base at Khost, which has been the scene of frequent attacks.

    Two other U.S. soldiers on the combat patrol were injured, and an Afghan soldier fighting alongside the Americans was killed.

    Tillman was with the Army Special Forces in Afghanistan, where U.S. forces have been trying to chase down Osama bin Laden and members of his al-Qaeda terrorist group. During major combat in war with Iraq, Tillman was reportedly stationed with the 173rd Airborne Brigade in northern Iraq.

    He was 27.

    Former Cardinals head coach Dave McGinnis said he felt both overwhelming sorrow and tremendous pride in Tillman, who "represented all that was good in sports."

    "Pat knew his purpose in life," McGinnis said. "He proudly walked away from a career in football to a greater calling."

    Several of Tillman's friends have said the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks influenced his decision to enlist.

    "In sports we have a tendency to overuse terms like courage and bravery and heroes," said Cardinals vice president Michael Bidwill, son of the team's owner Bill Bidwill, "and then someone like Pat Tillman comes along and reminds us what those terms really mean."

    Tillman is not the first NFL player to be killed in combat. Buffalo offensive lineman Bob Kalsu was killed by mortar fire during the Vietnam War in 1970.

    SO WHY IS TFOP AFRAID TO FIGHT FOR HIS COUNTRY?


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    You forgot the "all of the above" choice!!! :P


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    While I realize that the U.S. Military has dropped it's standards quite a bit as far as basic qualifications, perhaps Mr. Tfan can't pass the vocabulary test.



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    Quote Originally Posted by specialk
    You forgot the "all of the above" choice!!! :P
    LMFAO...I damn sure did...I also forgot the "waiting for the draft to be reinstated so that he can be like 5 deferment dick cheney" option... :P


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    Quote Originally Posted by specialk
    You forgot the "all of the above" choice!!! :P
    That was definitely a mistake... we can see that the "TFan is a gutless coward" option is unanimous thus far...no surprise there...

    But nonetheless, TFop has also given us ample reason to believe that in addition to being a chronic bed-wetter, he is currently the only 22 year-old in his high school senior class ....

    :P


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