The "F" Word

[ILuvGurls]

this has probably been posted before but when you do a search for fuck.....well you can imagine

found this pretty funny.....there is a link at the bottom to the you/tube of this

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the
English language today is the word ####.
Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter "F",
#### is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word.
Its the one magical word, just by its sound can describe
pain, pleasure, hate and love.
####, as most words in the English language,
is derived from German, the word "Fleichen", which means to strike.
In English, #### falls into many gramatical catagories.
As a transitive verb for instance:
"John ####ed Shirley"
As an intransitive verb:
"Shirley ####s"
It's meaning's not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as:
"John's doing all the ####### work"
As part of an adverb:
"Shirley talks to ####### much"
As an adverb enhancing an adjective:
"Shirley is ####### beautiful"
As a noun:
"I don't give a ####"
As part of a word:
"Abso-####en-lutely" or "In-####en-credible"
And, as almost every word in a sentence:
"#### the ####### ####ers"
As you must realise there aren't to many words with the versatility of ####.
As in these examples, describing situations,
such as fraud:
"I got ####ed at the used car lot"
Dismay:
"Oh, #### it"
Trouble:
"I guess I'm really ####ed now"
Aggression:
"Don't #### with me buddy"
Difficulty"
"I don't understand this ####### question"
Inquiry:
"Who the #### was that?"
Dissatisfaction:
"I don't like what the #### is going on here"
Incompetance:
"He's a #### off"
Dismissal:
"Why don't you go outside and play hide and go #### yourself"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications,
how can anyone be offended when you use the word?!
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
"#### YOU!"

[Somedude21]

Ah. Gotta love Monty Python. XD

[Taom]

life would be incomplete without python in it

[sirmartinfrobisher]

when I saw the thread title I thought it was the Gordon Ramsay TV programme. I read at the weekend that he is going to start it in the USA
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/F/fword/

[whatsupwithat]

fuggedaboutit!

/anyone see donnie brasco?