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    Default SENSATIONAL GOSSIP ABOUT TS+GG PORN STAR AND DRUGS!!!!!!!

    Well I had to hook you in somehow.................

    HAVE YOU EVER................tried cleaning your teeth with an electric toothbrush WHILE staring at an electric clock? Preferably one of the old style red LED digital alarm clocks although my Television(can't say TV anywhere these days) tuner box does fine. IT IS TOTALLY MENTAL!!!! Seriously try it. as you put the brush on your teeth, the numbers wibble about. you can control it with practice, making the oscillating numbers 'dance' in different ways! Do girls do this kind of thing with vibrators?


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    Seriously . Try it. I am very disappointed that not even kelly shore has anything to say on this astounding scientific breakthrough.


    the majority rules, and the majority are passive bitches.

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    Awww dont' be dissapointed....

    as down as i am right now, im gonna get one of my vibes 'n' try it tomorrow..

    will report back to ya xx



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    I don't like electric tooth brushes, I had one from my ex mother-in-law who was a dental hygeniest. I prefer the old fashion method.




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    Damn, i thought this was going to be about..............
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    HAVE YOU EVER................tried cleaning your teeth with a compliant vagrant WHILE staring at an old-style electric Bulgarian hit-man with his dick hanging out? Preferably one of the old style ones with red LED digital alarm clock eyes in his murderous shoe. His poor waxed fanny area has static-electriically stuck him to my TV screen and I’m having to beat the fucker off with a particularly poisonous privet bush. From his demeanour, although my screen don’t reveal all, (I can't say TS/TV once upon a time in a galaxy far away, anywhere these days) I got no interactive red button don’t’cha know? My tuner box does fine but the rest of me is: IT IS TOTALLY MENTAL!!!! Seriously try it. As you put the brush on your teeth, the numbers wibble about. You forget about all the drugs you have ever taken, you can control it with practice, making the oscillating numbers 'dance' in different ways! Do girls do this kind of thing with Vagrants, viagra…..viagrants!!! Okay this, isn’t a ‘totally serious’ question. ;o)


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    Kriss, Hope you don't mind withthe liberties I took with your post. All in good fun. Salinte ;o)


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    Quote Originally Posted by emmettray
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    Finally , someone that talks sense. I thought I was going mad. Let's get married.


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    Fucking fake topic posting mo fo.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Vicki Richter
    Fucking fake topic posting mo fo.
    Yeah baby, that's it. You KNOW how I love the dirty talkin'


    the majority rules, and the majority are passive bitches.

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