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03-20-2007 #1Junior Poster
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Who is Jack Schitt?
For some time many of us have
wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had
one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then
known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous
disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla
Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and
subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding
announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The
Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
"...My father was the wind, my mother was fire
Raised by the wolves - I grew up wild..."
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03-20-2007 #2Gold Poster
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funny schitt
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03-20-2007 #3Professional Poster
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White_Male_Canada wrote:
I like toping Tgirls aka chicks with dicks. I also like being topped by men. Makes me feel like a panywaist after but it feels so good.
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03-21-2007 #4Silver Poster
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hey specialk, whoīs that girl as your avatar?
schitt, I wanna know
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03-21-2007 #5Professional Poster
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I wish I knew Coroner....I'm getting asked that question daily since I put it up
Originally Posted by Coroner
White_Male_Canada wrote:
I like toping Tgirls aka chicks with dicks. I also like being topped by men. Makes me feel like a panywaist after but it feels so good.
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03-21-2007 #6Silver Poster
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itīs not just the tits, itīs also the dress she wears.... damn
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03-21-2007 #7Junior Poster
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look no further Coroner, come to BGD at June, almost every girl wear that kind of gear... Originally Posted by Coroner
"...My father was the wind, my mother was fire
Raised by the wolves - I grew up wild..."
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03-22-2007 #8Silver Poster
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Donīt start with this, balcanoid Originally Posted by Balcanoid
look no further Coroner, come to BGD at June, almost every girl wear that kind of gear... Originally Posted by Coroner
I went to BGD three years ago and was surprised how nice all the good looking girls are
what does a man want more??
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03-22-2007 #9Junior Poster
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Something extra between theirs legs... Originally Posted by Coroner
Donīt start with this, balcanoid Originally Posted by Balcanoid
look no further Coroner, come to BGD at June, almost every girl wear that kind of gear... Originally Posted by Coroner
I went to BGD three years ago and was surprised how nice all the good looking girls are what does a man want more??
There`s a posibility for me to come to Wienna this summer...
If I do, I`ll relay my impression overhere...
"...My father was the wind, my mother was fire
Raised by the wolves - I grew up wild..."
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03-22-2007 #10Silver Poster
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Most good loking girls here in Vienna are from the former Yugoslavia
They donīt have to have the something extra
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