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    Default 'Should the world end' - hopefully hypothetical

    For the sake of argument: assume that civilization has ten years. What's the most practical thing to do? What would you do?



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    it won't, fuckin scientist predict the end of the world realizing the world has existed through tons of changes

    but let's say it did......................in 10 years

    #1: Buy a big fucking boat, something with a few bedrooms, etc.
    [when the shit hits the fan you don't want to be on land, riots everywhere]
    #2: If you're a guy, at least 2 women on board with you.
    [For the sake of this board I'll say one of them be a Hung Angel, so when you get bored there's variety.]
    #3: Solar panels, an LCD or Plasma screen, and a DVD player with both an apple and a windows machine.
    [constant energy source and something to view on those hormonal days]
    #4: Seeds, water purification filters, and fertilizer.......
    [big ass boat, make a garden area, grow some stuff]
    last but not least
    #5: fishing rods and bait & tackle equipment
    [learn to love fishing]
    #6: weapons: guns, tasers, knives, etc.
    [you never know what you'll run into, and you might get annoyed by that fish that keeps dodging you bait line]


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    My wife's uncle is both very rich and very crazy/paranoid. He has this fortified mansion (I wish I was joking) on hundreds of acres down in a remote part Georgia. I would move there, taking my closer friends with the wife and I. Still, since food might eventually be an issue, I would have to shoot her sister just to make sure there was enough for everyone else.

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    Oh well, the world isn't all that great anyway. It's very overrated. lol



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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
    it won't, fuckin scientist predict the end of the world realizing the world has existed through tons of changes

    but let's say it did......................in 10 years

    #1: Buy a big fucking boat, something with a few bedrooms, etc.
    [when the shit hits the fan you don't want to be on land, riots everywhere]
    #2: If you're a guy, at least 2 women on board with you.
    [For the sake of this board I'll say one of them be a Hung Angel, so when you get bored there's variety.]
    #3: Solar panels, an LCD or Plasma screen, and a DVD player with both an apple and a windows machine.
    [constant energy source and something to view on those hormonal days]
    #4: Seeds, water purification filters, and fertilizer.......
    [big ass boat, make a garden area, grow some stuff]
    last but not least
    #5: fishing rods and bait & tackle equipment
    [learn to love fishing]
    #6: weapons: guns, tasers, knives, etc.
    [you never know what you'll run into, and you might get annoyed by that fish that keeps dodging you bait line]
    looks like you have thought this out.......



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    Default Re: 'Should the world end' - hopefully hypothetical

    Quote Originally Posted by suckseed
    For the sake of argument: assume that civilization has ten years. What's the most practical thing to do? What would you do?


    I would golf my ass off. I would have as much sex as posssible with both GG and TG girls. I would spend lots of time with my family. I would make sure I do something really nice for strangers at least once a day.


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    I for one would head to the nearest city and incite some riots. Might as well go out with a bang. Deus le volt!



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    Try to figure a way off of the planet, failing that pretty
    much do what I do everyday, which is to live life to the
    fullest.




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    I'd go about my business, but would bareback every person I met.



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    One cuppa into the day - I'm going with build a log cabin, befriend a huge fucking bear, and grow a beard.
    Post-apocalyptic chicks go crazy for guys like this.



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