What do you use when you don't have a ...

[rvince]

Any recommendations?

Make sure you have enough condoms at home?

[elo]

This thread is a subtopic of ANAL-SCIENCE.NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT IT!!!lol

[MrsKellyPierce]

This thread is a subtopic of ANAL-SCIENCE.NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT IT!!!lol

Umm if a guy was wanting to sleep with me and pulled out a Wal Mart bag for a condom.......umm you do the math how most would react

[dan_yearsgone83]

Obviously you'd be impressed that I was an expert at saving money (and probably would leave me with blue balls.)

[MrsKellyPierce]

Obviously you'd be impressed that I was an expert at saving money (and probably would leave me with blue balls.)

I'd think I was having sex with a bum

[hwbs]

i hate toys...just my 360

[CuriousChocolateThaiGuy]

Whatever your excuse is for not keeping condoms on hand why not use a thick juicy kiobassa sausage or a nice hard cucumber with dimples...just throw it away when your done.

But I gotta ask ... don't you shower anyways after you fuck yourself ??? Just use your toy in the shower. Kill two birds with one stone.

[blackmagic]

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[ezed]

This thread is a subtopic of ANAL-SCIENCE.NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT IT!!!lol

Umm if a guy was wanting to sleep with me and pulled out a Wal Mart bag for a condom.......umm you do the math how most would react

But what if it was a Hefty Bag Cinch Sak?

[Vala_TS]

Discreeter?STAND UP FOR YOUR ANAL-RIGHTS!!!

Yeah, I just can't get around people giving me "The look" when buying KY or something like that so that's why I usually go for vaseline.

Omg lol at wal mart bag...that should of been in that song Redneck Women...sorry not to make fun of you..just extremely funny.

That's a good one. I can just hear it now... No problem, no offense taken.

Whatever your excuse is for not keeping condoms on hand why not use a thick juicy kiobassa sausage or a nice hard cucumber with dimples...just throw it away when your done.

But I gotta ask ... don't you shower anyways after you fuck yourself ??? Just use your toy in the shower. Kill two birds with one stone.

Because usually, the sausage has to be frozen and that's not the most pleasant thing in the world, to shove something cold up your ass. Cucumber, maybe I'll try it. I never could find the ideal sized one, they're either too big or too small.

Yes, I do bathe afterwards, vaseline is pretty hard to clean off, you have to put some effort into wiping it off, it just doesn't wash off really. I fuck myself in the bath sometimes but not everytime, sometimes the soapy water gets in my ass and REALLY irritates my internals.

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Vala,