A Hard escort is Hard to find

[tsafficianado]

owwweee, paper cut

[mikey_stl]

is it me, or does every girl lie about size and functionality?... ok 90%

A lot of them probably lie about size. I've seen the ads -- there can't all be that many 8" -plus T-girls. Most of them are probably functional if they say they are. Everybody had trouble getting it up, and I think that a t-giril who is an escort -- and may have seen several men in a day -- might have a problem from time-to-time.

[mikey_stl]

I didn't mean research scientifically....i meant goto shemaleescortreview.com

Well i think those reveiw sites are totally one sided.Allot of times those guys dont tell how they come to the girls places unshowered with bad attitudes or complain about how many times they been with someone and they arent functional etc.i have never lied on any of my ads i am bonified 8 and functional{pun intended lol.i think its all about choice and entering at your own risk .

I agree. The times I've been to escorts, they've always treated me well (with a couple of minor exceptions -- there will always be some bad apples) and that's because I've always tried to treat them well.

[jolo]

Well, it's true, guys do lie about their size. However, for an escort to lie, it's fraud. It's the same as if a guy paid an escort in counterfeit currency. Or didn't pay her at all.

This post is too funny to me to leave alone.
A Counterfeit dick !!!!!!
Is the first thing that one does when they see an escort is to take out a tape measure and measure the size of the dick of the escort ?
I mean, size can be a moving target through the day and for advertising, maybe measuring at full erection and using a pump possibly.
If the size is all encompassing when seeing an escort, I recommend forgetting the escort and purchasing a dildo, which is to the preferred size.
The thing about escorts is .....they are human, people and it is the humanness of the experience that is what people go for. There is a lot more than get getting your rocks off.
JT

[bluesoul]

^^ just as you find that reply funny, i find something both embarrassing and tragic about the use of the word "provider" in the reply quoted below

I would say the vast majority lie about more than size. Many providers lie about how unrushed and caring a session will be. Very rare indeed to find a pleasant unrushed and totally satisfying session. I have become very dubious of any advertised claims.
GG are often more of a dissapointment with regard to being rushed and uninterested. Why in the world would any one take the time and spend the money to be with a provider if it simply means jerking off as fast as you can and being booted out. Gosh, if it were really t
rue that a client was able to spend an entire hour with a girl that would be beyond my wildest dreams!