A Hard escort is Hard to find

[mikey_stl]

yawn guys do it more lol they are always 8 inches and beyond when really they are 6

Well, it's true, guys do lie about their size. However, for an escort to lie, it's fraud. It's the same as if a guy paid an escort in counterfeit currency. Or didn't pay her at all.

[mikey_stl]

well estatic has the charts....for the 8 inches an over crowd starts at like 1 in 20000 roughly...so you have to be suspect when every one out there claims to be 8-13 inches...if u really care bout size first and foremost , do your research...

I think all escorts should have their cock pics online, so they can't exagerrate.

[MISTYNITELY]

well estatic has the charts....for the 8 inches an over crowd starts at like 1 in 20000 roughly...so you have to be suspect when every one out there claims to be 8-13 inches...if u really care bout size first and foremost , do your research...

I think all escorts should have their cock pics online, so they can't exagerrate.

Then they wouldnt make any money cause guys would be jackin off and trading them etc..hmmm sound familiar? lol

[gummi baer]

We are all supposed to measure from the belly button, aren't we?

[ezed]

yawn guys do it more lol they are always 8 inches and beyond when really they are 6

Well, it's true, guys do lie about their size. However, for an escort to lie, it's fraud.

I'd like to see you prosecute that fraud.

mikey_stl "Your honor, I paid good money expecting the advertised 8 inches, she only had five! That's FRAUD!"
Judge "Can you point to the defendant in the court room"
mikey_stl "No, your honor, she's a no show"
Judge "Do you have her name?
mikey_stl "Yes sir I do, its Ileen Becauseitshuge"
Judge "And how much did you pay?
mikey_stl "$300"
Judge "And what did you do with the 5 inches she provided"
mikey_stl "Well I let her sodomize me analy and orally"
Judge "mikey_stl, I sentence you to six months probation and a $2000 fine for soliciting prostitution. NEXT CASE"

[dskreet2]

We are all supposed to measure from the belly button, aren't we?

No, I think you're supposed to start at the end of your anus?!?! Including the length of you sack as bonus points. See below (AFTER reading my comments, then look below), she is ten inches easy, and she is soft in this pic.

[a994]

Well i think those reveiw sites are totally one sided.Allot of times those guys dont tell how they come to the girls places unshowered with bad attitudes or complain about how many times they been with someone and they arent functional etc.

Or ask the ladies "Why should I pay you $500 for an hour to be with you when that same amount of money will buy me six girls and a twelve-pack over on Seedystone and 80th?"

[sucka4chix]

well estatic has the charts....for the 8 inches an over crowd starts at like 1 in 20000 roughly...so you have to be suspect when every one out there claims to be 8-13 inches...if u really care bout size first and foremost , do your research...

I think all escorts should have their cock pics online, so they can't exagerrate.

Then they wouldnt make any money cause guys would be jackin off and trading them etc..hmmm sound familiar? lol

Pa-lease! The guys that jack off to little bitty eros ads aren't gonna spend any money on escorts anyway!
If a girl has a nice cock and shows she has a nice cock, she will definitely be getting visits!

[sucka4chix]

yawn guys do it more lol they are always 8 inches and beyond when really they are 6

been a man quite some time and never lied about. Contrary to what you may think we don't get alot of opportunies to talk about it.

[werwt22]

yawn guys do it more lol they are always 8 inches and beyond when really they are 6

Well, it's true, guys do lie about their size. However, for an escort to lie, it's fraud.

I'd like to see you prosecute that fraud.

mikey_stl "Your honor, I paid good money expecting the advertised 8 inches, she only had five! That's FRAUD!"
Judge "Can you point to the defendant in the court room"
mikey_stl "No, your honor, she's a no show"
Judge "Do you have her name?
mikey_stl "Yes sir I do, its Ileen Becauseitshuge"
Judge "And how much did you pay?
mikey_stl "$300"
Judge "And what did you do with the 5 inches she provided"
mikey_stl "Well I let her sodomize me analy and orally"
Judge "mikey_stl, I sentence you to six months probation and a $2000 fine for soliciting prostitution. NEXT CASE"

LMAO But back to the subject....It's all bullshit....there like door-to-door salesmen with the suitcase that sell you something and never have to see you again after you find out what they sold you is wasnt anything like what they advertised (i.e. crap). They dont care and they already have your money...its just a shady part of the world I choose not to deal with.