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  1. #1
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    Default Postaholics Synonamous!

    Hi all,

    I found this elsewhere and thought it could be appropriate here.

    "Hello, my name is ####### and I am a postaholic.

    I admit I have a problem and that, as there are soooooooooo many good topics in this forum, I feel compelled to post, regardless of whether what I have to say is actually worth the time it takes to read.

    So for all those of you who, like me, feel this strange compulsion, I have created this thread to add your inane and often useless drivel to, so that the members won't have to trawl through our pointless remarks and we can still get the meaningless phrases out of our system.

    Whenever you feel it necessary to post a pointless remark please jump to this topic and post it here"

    Disclaimer! This is a bit of fun, any references to persons, places or things is purely coincidental and should not be taken too seriously or personally.

    I'll start the ball rolling, to set the pattern.

    Hello, my name is Spedius and I am a postaholic.

    It has been 25 minutes since my last post.

    My hand is trembling as I reach for my mouse and keyboard.

    I must control the urge to post, post and post yet again.

    What advice would you give to a hopeless case, such as mine?

    Your turn.

    Spedius
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    Default Re: Postaholics Synonamous!

    Quote Originally Posted by spedius
    Hi all,

    I found this elsewhere and thought it could be appropriate here.

    "Hello, my name is ####### and I am a postaholic.

    I admit I have a problem and that, as there are soooooooooo many good topics in this forum, I feel compelled to post, regardless of whether what I have to say is actually worth the time it takes to read.

    So for all those of you who, like me, feel this strange compulsion, I have created this thread to add your inane and often useless drivel to, so that the members won't have to trawl through our pointless remarks and we can still get the meaningless phrases out of our system.

    Whenever you feel it necessary to post a pointless remark please jump to this topic and post it here"

    Disclaimer! This is a bit of fun, any references to persons, places or things is purely coincidental and should not be taken too seriously or personally.

    I'll start the ball rolling, to set the pattern.

    Hello, my name is Spedius and I am a postaholic.

    It has been 25 minutes since my last post.

    My hand is trembling as I reach for my mouse and keyboard.

    I must control the urge to post, post and post yet again.

    What advice would you give to a hopeless case, such as mine?

    Your turn.

    Spedius
    LOL, thnx hun, LOL XXXXXX


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