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    Default What do you use when you don't have a ...

    ... condom?

    Of course, I speak of shoving things up your own ass (my specialty!). After 5 years of fucking yourself, you eventually get tired of cleaning the mess off of your various toys. Sometimes I use a rubber glove or a wal mart bag. A wal mart bag is not my favorite thing as it causes discomfort for me.

    Any recommendations?

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    You don`t have to clean up the mess when you do an enema before sticking things up your ass.

    Always love to hear when someone is so passionate about ANAL.



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    Well, you do if you use vaseline for lube.

    Thanks for the compliment.

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    Why do you use vaseline?There are lubes on water basic.



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    Quote Originally Posted by elo
    Why do you use vaseline?There are lubes on water basic.
    Because it's cheaper and more discreet than buying actual lube.

    Vala,



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    this is some corny ass shit.


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    Discreeter?STAND UP FOR YOUR ANAL-RIGHTS!!!



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    Omg lol at wal mart bag...that should of been in that song Redneck Women...sorry not to make fun of you..just extremely funny.




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    WTF



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    Quote Originally Posted by Legend
    WTF
    seriously.


    Monsieur Valentine

    "He makes love to the Duke. He swordfights the Queen. And you think the score's set but you can't truly see. Til you know the two sides of Monsieur Valentine."

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