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    Hot damn!!!

    It certainly sounds as though Vala is on a neverending quest for bigger and better things to shove up her not-so-tight ass...

    So please allow me to suggest something, Vala
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    Well, I would officially be afraid to touch anything at Vala's house.

    Ass remote, ass door knobs, ass cucumbers, ASS EVERYWHERE!

    ass.

    fin.


    C'est La Vie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGuard
    Well, I would officially be afraid to touch anything at Vala's house.

    Ass remote, ass door knobs, ass cucumbers, ASS EVERYWHERE!

    ass.

    fin.
    ...up to, and including the kitchen sink, apparently.


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    I don't know if I would put that out of the realm of possibility.

    I generally only put things up my ass out of spite, roomate's toothebrush, my dog's bone, piss me off you get ass.


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    So Vala TS, which ones if any have come out?



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    Well, all of them I guess. One time, a crayon got stuck up my ass but I got it out eventually...

    Vala,



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    Quote Originally Posted by Vala_TS
    Well, all of them I guess. One time, a crayon got stuck up my ass but I got it out eventually...

    Vala,
    LMFAO

    Now that's quotable...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vala_TS
    Well, all of them I guess. One time, a crayon got stuck up my ass but I got it out eventually...

    Vala,
    Brown crayon, yes?



    Burninating the country side, burninating the peasants. Burninating all the people in their thatched roof cottages....THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trogdor
    Quote Originally Posted by Vala_TS
    Well, all of them I guess. One time, a crayon got stuck up my ass but I got it out eventually...

    Vala,
    Brown crayon, yes?
    Well, it was red but it was brown when it came out!

    Vala,



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    Here's a link to a Chuck Palahniuk short story

    http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html

    Might change some peoples attitudes

    I won't hold my breath though



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