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Thread: Things you've shoved up your ass
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03-05-2007 #31
I've been known to put my foot in peoples ass's from time to time
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03-05-2007 #32
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03-05-2007 #33
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Re: Things you've shoved up your ass
Originally Posted by Vala_TS
Hot sauce bottle? opened or closed?
seriously though, how old were you when did you first started to do that?
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03-05-2007 #34
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Originally Posted by LG
Burninating the country side, burninating the peasants. Burninating all the people in their thatched roof cottages....THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!!
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03-05-2007 #35Originally Posted by Trogdor
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HURDLE #1: If guys would learn to stop over complementing, and not compliment every tranny (or girl) they see and talk to (so a girl would feel it was sincere and that she's special), maybe they'd get somewhere but a dead end! lol
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03-05-2007 #36
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Re: Things you've shoved up your ass
Originally Posted by franks
Anyway, I first started when I was 12. Yes, seriously.
Anyway, I forgot to mention 3 items.
Shampoo bottle neck
Hotel size shampoo
Tootsie roll
An empty hot sauce bottle that had the flip top removed so I could basically screw it up my ass! lol!
And to all of you who asked. Yes, by "Lego man", I meant a minifig.
I went away today and just got back on now, I did not expect to find 4 pages worth! Good job, guys and girls/tgirls!
Vala,
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03-05-2007 #37
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Originally Posted by Hara_Juku Tgirl
Burninating the country side, burninating the peasants. Burninating all the people in their thatched roof cottages....THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!!
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03-05-2007 #38
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Re: Things you've shoved up your ass
Originally Posted by Vala_TS
ive been told if you put a twinkie up your colon and let it sit there for 8 year itll turn to booze
Elvis: I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife 'cilla and bust it by jackin' off.
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03-05-2007 #39
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Re: Things you've shoved up your ass
Originally Posted by muhmuh
Burninating the country side, burninating the peasants. Burninating all the people in their thatched roof cottages....THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!!
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03-05-2007 #40Originally Posted by LG
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