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  1. 03-05-2007 #31
    Perverted Monk
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    I've been known to put my foot in peoples ass's from time to time

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  2. 03-05-2007 #32
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    A blue whale.

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  3. 03-05-2007 #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vala_TS
    I'll go first:

    Things I've shoved up my ass:

    Crayons
    Pens (12 at once at one point)
    Pencils
    Plastic hot dog
    Frozen Hot dog
    Ice
    Carrots
    Fist
    LEGO man
    Woody (toy movie)
    Barbie's hand
    Rock a stack yellow bit
    Hot sauce bottle
    Pepsi bottle
    Broom handle
    Sweeper handle
    Hanger hook part
    Fingers
    Toes
    My own dick (only the head)
    Tissue/toilet paper
    Water (from the Pepsi bottle)
    Cum
    Syringe
    Bread
    Choc. syrup bottle
    Corn cob

    Some of them without any lube.

    Anyone else?

    Vala,
    sounds like my weekly shopping list.
    Hot sauce bottle? opened or closed?
    seriously though, how old were you when did you first started to do that?

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  4. 03-05-2007 #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by LG
    And this one time at band camp...

    I'd rather have Allyson than the flute. :P


    Burninating the country side, burninating the peasants. Burninating all the people in their thatched roof cottages....THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!!
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  5. 03-05-2007 #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trogdor
    Quote Originally Posted by LG
    And this one time at band camp...

    I'd rather have Allyson than the flute. :P
    LOL Heck you make Allyson wear a strap on and your SOLVED! LOL

    ~Kisses.

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  6. 03-05-2007 #36
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    Default Re: Things you've shoved up your ass

    Quote Originally Posted by franks
    Quote Originally Posted by Vala_TS
    I'll go first:

    Things I've shoved up my ass:

    Crayons
    Pens (12 at once at one point)
    Pencils
    Plastic hot dog

    Frozen Hot dog
    Ice
    Carrots
    Fist
    LEGO man
    Woody (toy movie)
    Barbie's hand
    Rock a stack yellow bit
    Hot sauce bottle
    Pepsi bottle
    Broom handle
    Sweeper handle
    Hanger hook part
    Fingers
    Toes
    My own dick (only the head)
    Tissue/toilet paper
    Water (from the Pepsi bottle)
    Cum
    Syringe
    Bread
    Choc. syrup bottle
    Corn cob

    Some of them without any lube.

    Anyone else?

    Vala,
    sounds like my weekly shopping list.
    Hot sauce bottle? opened or closed?
    seriously though, how old were you when did you first started to do that?
    He he!

    Anyway, I first started when I was 12. Yes, seriously.

    Anyway, I forgot to mention 3 items.

    Shampoo bottle neck
    Hotel size shampoo
    Tootsie roll

    An empty hot sauce bottle that had the flip top removed so I could basically screw it up my ass! lol!

    And to all of you who asked. Yes, by "Lego man", I meant a minifig.

    I went away today and just got back on now, I did not expect to find 4 pages worth! Good job, guys and girls/tgirls!

    Vala,

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  7. 03-05-2007 #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hara_Juku Tgirl
    Quote Originally Posted by Trogdor
    Quote Originally Posted by LG
    And this one time at band camp...

    I'd rather have Allyson than the flute. :P
    LOL Heck you make Allyson wear a strap on and your SOLVED! LOL

    ~Kisses.

    HTG
    Just gimme Allyson and I'm solved. Always wanted her for x-mas.


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  8. 03-05-2007 #38
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    Default Re: Things you've shoved up your ass

    Quote Originally Posted by Vala_TS
    An empty hot sauce bottle that had the flip top removed so I could basically screw it up my ass! lol!
    bad idea... very very bad idea

    ive been told if you put a twinkie up your colon and let it sit there for 8 year itll turn to booze

    Elvis: I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife 'cilla and bust it by jackin' off.
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  9. 03-05-2007 #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by muhmuh
    Quote Originally Posted by Vala_TS
    An empty hot sauce bottle that had the flip top removed so I could basically screw it up my ass! lol!
    bad idea... very very bad idea

    ive been told if you put a twinkie up your colon and let it sit there for 8 year itll turn to booze
    Don't give Vala anymore ideas. :P


    Burninating the country side, burninating the peasants. Burninating all the people in their thatched roof cottages....THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!!
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  10. 03-05-2007 #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by LG
    And this one time at band camp...

    LMFAO.... Nice, LG..... I'm still trying to recover from the whole "lego man" thing.

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