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03-04-2007 #1Veteran Poster
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Things you've shoved up your ass
I'll go first:
Things I've shoved up my ass:
Crayons
Pens (12 at once at one point)
Pencils
Plastic hot dog
Frozen Hot dog
Ice
Carrots
Fist
LEGO man (Yes, minifigs)
Woody (toy movie)
Barbie's hand
Rock a stack yellow bit
Hot sauce bottle
Pepsi bottle
Broom handle
Sweeper handle
Hanger hook part
Fingers
Toes
My own dick (only the head)
Tissue/toilet paper
Water (from the Pepsi bottle)
Cum
Syringe
Bread
Choc. syrup bottle
Corn cob
Edit: I forgot 3 items:
Shampoo bottle neck
Hotel sized shampoo container (cylindrical)
Tootsie roll
Edit: I forgot something else.
A hammer (handle)
Some of them without any lube.
Anyone else?
Vala,
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03-04-2007 #2Senior Member Junior Poster
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What? No Mardi Gras beads? How about a fresh from the garden zucchini?
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03-04-2007 #3stillies77Guest
lego man?
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03-04-2007 #4Professional Poster
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Geez..I hope you don't work in a grocery store, or 7-11
White_Male_Canada wrote:
I like toping Tgirls aka chicks with dicks. I also like being topped by men. Makes me feel like a panywaist after but it feels so good.
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03-04-2007 #5Silver Poster
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Yeah, that one caught my eye too. Not quite sure what to say, so I'll just go with this: Wow!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by stillies77
-Quinn
Life is essentially one long Benny Hill skit punctuated by the occasional Anne Frank moment.
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03-04-2007 #65 Star Poster
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- Laptop computer
Personal stereo
Copy of high school poetry book
External hard drive
Both hands and feet (at once)
My head (only the head)
Wooden spike and silver bullets
A girlfriend's Manolo Blahnik's
Framed antique map of Eastern Europe
Framed antique map of Western Europe
Rolled up newspapers (tabloids only, plus the Guardian and USA Today)
2 liter bottle of Fanta
Mangoes (canned)
Bananas (finely chopped)
Carrots (diced or julienned for stir fries)
Wine bottle (French Merlot or Cabernet, decanted at room temperature, served with slow-cooked lamb or veal)
Burritos
Joking...In a weird way, Vala, your post almost makes me horny. But the coat hanger sounds really painful...
Navin R. Johnson: You mean I'm going to stay this color??
Mother: I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.
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03-04-2007 #7Platinum Poster
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Interesting list. Just stay away from live mortar shells and concrete mix (Actual items removed from creative people's asses in the ER). Originally Posted by Quinn
Yeah, that one caught my eye too. Not quite sure what to say, so I'll just go with this: Wow!!!!!!! Originally Posted by stillies77
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Had a giggle about the Lego man (Minifig, I presume) as I have a small collection somewhere on one of the drives of images of Lego minifigs skiing down bare breasts or spelunking moist labia.
People. Go figure.
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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03-04-2007 #8Platinum Poster
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Another popular item many people put in warm, dark places:
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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03-04-2007 #9stillies77Guest
hahahaha
thats awesome
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03-04-2007 #10Professional Poster
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*hides his hamsters from Vala.* :P
Burninating the country side, burninating the peasants. Burninating all the people in their thatched roof cottages....THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!!
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