Inconvenient truth global warming

[corbomite]

Ladies and Gentlemen! Comrades!

Climate change is a modern-day equivalent of class struggle. Global Warming is an easily understood, historically inevitable concept in Marxist Science designed to help the Party to crush capitalism and fulfill mankind's utmost desire to redistribute wealth and establish a centralized global government with an army of enlightened bureaucrats running a planned global economy based on world-wide quotas and five-year plans.

In the absence of classical Marxist preconditions for the Revolution - global crisis of capitalism combined with massive poverty and despair - Global Warming stands out as the most convenient, non-denominational replacement thereof. It provides both the means to manipulate the masses - and a moral justification for doing so. As such it replaces the previously promising but failed agitprop tools as "Overpopulation," "Ozone Holes," "Global Famine," and "Ice Age 2." Until the time when it gets replaced by another convenient agitprop tool, Global Warming must remain an unquestionable dogma in all political discussions (you shall be notified of changes, if any, by the NPR, the New York Times, and other progressive media organs.)

The importance of Global Warming for the Revolution is too great to leave it in the hands of scientists. The masses must believe that it is beneficial to have faith in Global Warming whether it can be proven or not. If Global Warming didn't exist it would be necessary to invent it. Global Warming encompasses four dogmas:

1. Global temperatures are rising.
2. This is a bad thing.
3. Rising temperatures (if they exist) are caused by human industries.
4. We must place human industries under centralized control and issue production quotas to stop rising temperatures.


Note: if you can't prove Proposition #1 & #3 you must quickly move to #4.

Many people have difficulty with things like driving directions, balancing a checking account, and releasing the "Caps Lock" key. And yet, after watching my film "An Inconvenient Truth," they all figured out Global Warming just as easily as they had figured out the Iraq war after watching Michael Moore's Oscar-winning "Fahrenheit 9/11."

[trish]

hey corbie...wake up...wake up....you're dreaming....

[chefmike]

[Kabuki]

So, there's no global warming....the ice caps aren't melting, and polar bears aren't on a fast track to extinction...since such caps are melting?

[LG]

Corby man, you don't know what you're talking about.

If you want to dismiss scientific theory at least have the decency to be scientific. The least you can do is fight science with science. Dismissing it as Marxist propaganda is weak and shows how unknowledgeable and biased you are.

In any case, I know you lifted the text off the net. I saw it on craigslist.