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    Default Is Disney's "Pinnochio" a movie about Liberals?

    Seriously.

    Start off with he's a pawn. He doesn't take orders from his own conscience, instead he is led by his own greed and lust and Jiminy Cricket. Much like the left is led by their own lust and operates without conscience, instead abdicating the responsibility to think to their socialist masters.

    Ok, then look at his dad. A hard working, honest man. Geppetto tries to instill in his young son, a "pride in work" ethic. Go to school, get good grades, speak well, walk well and in general, have pride in yourself! Don't be a pawn for "Honest John". He just wants your vote! Pinnochio rejects these VALUES, opting instead for the Honest Johns "Get Rich Quick" scheme. Pinnochio never becomes a man as a result (Not knowing that he never understood what being a man is about).

    Honest John runs the old Liberal Democrat scheme. "Buy my brand of lifestyle and I'll give you unlimited stimulation". Honest John and that little wolf fucker he hangs around with (from Wikipedia) "live as confidence tricksters and not being too fussy about how low they stoop to get a quick buck.[VOTE]" Honest John teaches "skip school" aka "Go on strike for the greater good".... the Greater Good being "Pleasure Island".

    In the words of Karl Rove-
    "Free beer, free food, girls and a good time for nothing,"

    He fools Pinnochio into selling his soul, his vote, for the "Greater Good". All while Pinnochio casts aside his Values and the teachings of his Father. In the end, Pinnochio is sold to Stromboli (Bill Clinton).

    Cut to the Chase. Pinnochio finds himself in the promised "UTOPIA" of Liberalism. Free food, free cigars and all that shit. No work and no ethics. In this Utopia, Pinnochio loses what's left of his soul. He watches his friends all die around him. Turning into guess what?

    Donkey's. Democrats!

    Pinnochio, finally realizing his debauchery, attempts to repent. But it's too late. He's sprung a tail (twisted ideologies) and he returns home to realize that the life he once rejected is gone! God offers salvation. A Dove (Just like with Noah), finds Pinnochio and delivers a message. Geppetto is in the whale (You'll find Salvation, Jonah style).

    In the end, Pinnochio becomes the human gender of his choice, reconciling with dad.

    And probably becomes a Conservative Republican.
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