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11-04-2004 #1
George Bush's Resume
RESUME - GEORGE W. BUSH
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
LAW ENFORCEMENT :
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been
"lost" and is not available.
MILITARY:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a
drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas
Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business
in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find
any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my
stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal
that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our right-wing
friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected
governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making
Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden
city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the
tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.
With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida , and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became president after losing by
over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
criminal record.
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S.
stock market.
In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and
that trend continues every month.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza
Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a U.S. President.
I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of ! my best friends,
Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S.
History, Enron. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate
attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my
election decision.
I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating
the .ca Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the
biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to
intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President
in U.S. history.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucra! cy in
the history of the United States government.
I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations
remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.--this is true.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.--actually what happened
is the World Court is changing into the International Criminal
Court--because the US wants to be a part of the court, but not
be open to having the US have charges brought up against them, they have
temporarily ceased negotiating with the countries involved in and taking
part in the establishment of the ICC. So, in other words, the US wants to
be able to establish the laws within the ICC, practice those laws within
the ICC, but not have those laws applied to our country.
I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees
and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.--Guantanomo Bay.
I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I set the record for least number of press conferences of any President
since the advent of television.
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.
After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst
security failure in U.S. history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center
attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most disliked
country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world
history.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people),
shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation.
I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens,
and the world community.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in
duty benefits for active duty troops and their families - in wartime.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking
Iraq, and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I am the first President in history to have a majority of
Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
and security.
I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," WMD.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and
Saddam Hussein to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public view.
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11-04-2004 #2
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wake up america, we in deep trouble with bush
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11-04-2004 #3
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Allahah,
This side of the pond, we view the re-election of Bush as a huge disappointment and a major setback.
Early reports suggested that Kerry was preforming well in the exit polls, I like many other brits were dismayed to wake up the following morning to find Kerry conceeding!
My concern is that middle America will yet again go for a Republican candidate in 4 years time with a homophobic agenda.
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11-04-2004 #4
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the more i talk about it, the more my future with bush looks worse. i rather not talk about the eletion no more. Were in deep sh*t
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11-04-2004 #5
Allanah, you are a very evolved person. In all seriousness, you would make an ideal president
There is no good and no bad - but thinking makes it so...
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11-04-2004 #6
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NewsPaper
What they think of us in Europe
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11-04-2004 #7
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Bush
Allanah,Very Good Job.It's A Shame You Had To Do It Though.We Wonder Why People Around The World Have So Much Disrespect And Hate For Us.He Is Probably One Of The Main Reasons.Among A Lot Of Others
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11-05-2004 #8
I am just so very shocked @ the sate of the nation now.
But I am not very shocked that certain members or participants of this board voted for Bush.
Being in the sex business, I have long since discovered
that Republicans/conservatives the most sexually repressive bunch of people out there. They spew out all this rhetoric and behind closed doors they are the first ones taking it in the ass.
I am very scared under George Bush's America. Society is supposed to progress not turn back in time. We are looking at the over turn to Roe V. Wade, the prohibition of same sex relationships, and many other critical social issues. Who knows where all of this will end? But to a person who herself is in a very small gender & sexual minority these are very frightening times. And don't think this should only apply to me- all of our civil liberties are at risk. The kind of America that Mr. Bush, his party,
and supporters want is not one I am proud of.
But let me tell you that I will use my voice and whatever power I have to fight agaisnt all of this social conservatism and attack on civil liberties.
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11-05-2004 #9Originally Posted by AllanahStarrNYC
Some of us here have your back
and it is a backside worth protecting :P
this is the first time in a long long time that 1 party controls most of every facet of goverment........hope we survive...... before you bushites out there start ragging me about that statement, i would have said the same thing if it were democrats instead of republicans.
Welcome to 4 more years of fear.
Harmless_pervert
Sorry if i offended ye, no wait I am not sorry, being offended is your problem not mine.
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11-05-2004 #10
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Re: George Bush's Resume
Originally Posted by AllanahStarrNYC