Absolute Shade Conspiracy Theory

[AllanahStarrNYC]

hey what is jocelyn doing here?
actually she looks nothing like that in person.
they always print the worst pictures of her.

well i gotta give it to mr. ecstatic
for having the balls to do it.
KUDOS.
if that is you, well, bravo!
you called my bluff and did it, which is more than can i say for a lot of you nit pickers on here. who are always reading.
hell. some of you are worse than the girls.
next time you think you are criticize and anyone well then post your pic first- let everyone see you. let us judge you as well on your appearance.

[SPOOKABLE_TRANNY]

hey what is jocelyn doing here?
actually she looks nothing like that in person.
they always print the worst pictures of her.

HELLO, ALLANAH, DAHLING! YOU ARE THE GLUE THAT HOLDS THIS SITE TOGETHER!

[Ecstatic]

well i gotta give it to mr. ecstatic
for having the balls to do it.
KUDOS.
if that is you, well, bravo!
you called my bluff and did it, which is more than can i say for a lot of you nit pickers on here. who are always reading.
hell. some of you are worse than the girls.
next time you think you are criticize and anyone well then post your pic first- let everyone see you. let us judge you as well on your appearance.

Hey thanks, Allanah. My pleasure. It was just because you asked. Next time I make it to one of your parties maybe you'll recognize me! Yes, that is me: Oct 2002, age 50 (I'll be 53 this December). Not too shabby I trust. A few weeks ago I was actually carded! Dinner at TGIFridays, and the waitress said they card everyone who looks under 40. Oh, and though you can't really tell since I'm wearing a hat in that pic, but my hair is as full and brown in color as it was when I was 20. Clean living, nyuk-nyuk.

[flabbybody]

ecstatic, these kids don't know "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" and "My Favorite Martian". you have to be late forties, early fifties.

[Ecstatic]

That's right, flabby. What's more, I remember Sky King, Howdy Dowdy, and all those perfect family life in the suburbs sitcoms of the 50s--and not from reruns. I was born in 1951. (Maybe I can get a special status Dirty Old Man? Everyone over 50 qualifies....)

[magic9inch]

i vote nefertiti for president

[Invisiboy]

I'm in love with Neffi!

[Invisiboy]

More Nef...

[LBCDO]

Honestly, is it that big of an issue? A damn good point was made up though. SO many people judge these girls, but the guys on the other end are free from criticism because they dont expose their image out there like that. So I guess if you dont post your own pic, then you really dont have a right to even demand to see what one person looks like?

[Ecstatic]

Hey, good on you, LBCDO. So another one comes clean. I'm guessing from that pic that you're a young whippersnapper So are we the only ones to take Allanah's challenge?