Whats a guy gotta do for sex?

[Dkg]

Dick in a box.

lol hell yeah. works every time

[blackmagic]

As for your advice blackmagic. Talk to her. Ok, I'll tell you about my relationship. It's based very much on love and trust, we're friends and do everything together. Outright sex doesn't come into it except occasionally. Personally I don't enjoy anal too much unless everything is just right. Hormones can have that effect. I *could* go for the rest of my life without sex if I had to. So when it does happen it's very special and meaningful. Don't think about it. Chat with her about. If she's let you in so far then she trusts you, and that's so special to be able to give that to someone. Well, my pennies worth anyway. xx

your pennies are worth all the advice in the world, thats seriously some good advice, i mean all this time im sitting here horny as fuck looking at other transsexuals on this site, wishing i could bust a nut in one and then thinking about kim, in a way i never realized how addictive porn really is and just need to busy myself with other things in life.

Talking and opening up to her......... well im not the kinda guy that really wants to sit down and open up, i mean if anything ill take ezeds advice and try it like that JOKINGLY at first and see how she reacts then if all else fails ill try it the "diplomatic way".

Personally i wouldnt enjoy anal either, id beat the living shit out of anyone who sticks anything up my ass. But as for the sex being meaningful i totally understand i mean yeah its love and shes not a slut so yeah i get your drift on that one.

thanks coolgirl

Walk into the room and shout "Who want's to get laid??????????"

seriously thats probly the upmost best advice ever, thats the best sexual quote ever and deserves to be in the hall of fame!!

blackmagic: I was wondering whether you'd give me permission to use your dilema in my next joke. It's rare to find misfortune of this caliber in my neighborhood.

uhhhhhh sure, just dont slap my name or anything that resembles or portrays to me on the joke





HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WAS SOME FUCKING GOOD ADVICE, THANKS MODS, its already catching on

[Nch22now]

Sex is overrated. You'll look back after and wonder why you were so anxious.

[truplaya4real]

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[Shandus]

It's not just TG's you have to take it slow with. With my current girl (a GG) we've been going super slow, which is unusual for me. There's something special about her, so I don't want to rock the boat by pressing too hard.

[Trogdor]

Welcome to my world dude. Getting a fuckin' DATE, let alone sex, is difficult for me.

I am still in the dreaded ~Sideshow Bob groan~ friends zone myself

[Trogdor]

Sex is overrated. You'll look back after and wonder why you were so anxious.

Speak for yourself on that one. :P

[ezed]

Sex is overrated. You'll look back after and wonder why you were so anxious.

So..what happened? Did you lose your dick in the war, or just misplaced it?

[Nch22now]

Don't get me wrong guys, sex is fun. However, all these teenagers going on about how they need to have sex otherwise their lives won't be complete and they'll never be real men. Get real.

It's fucking sex. It's fun, it's great but don't lose sleep if you ain't getting any.