My craziest online conversation to date

[MrsKellyPierce]

jhz34 h: hi
Kelly Shore: who is this
Kelly Shore: matt's frat brother?
jhz34 h: who
Kelly Shore: who is this
jhz34 h: jason
Kelly Shore: jason who
jhz34 h: who is this lol
Kelly Shore: this is Kelly the owner of this name
jhz34 h: the person who is associated with said screen name, gave said screen name to me
jhz34 h: jhz34? lol
jhz34 h: internet site
Kelly Shore: we've talked before?
jhz34 h: you ,liek just gave me the screen name lat night
jhz34 h: or somethign
jhz34 h: areyou saying u dont rememebr me?
jhz34 h: thedilly?
jhz34 h: ring any bells?
jhz34 h: oh welli guess the message was sewnt on the 15th
jhz34 h: well i dont check it to often lol
jhz34 h: sorry!
jhz34 h: mk
jhz34 h: well i dont like to be ignored
jhz34 h: so
BUZZ!!!
Kelly Shore: oh you are the guy thats into trannys
jhz34 h: wtf are you talking about
jhz34 h: how about you check it out?
jhz34 h: if not you are getting ignored
jhz34 h: because im already annoyed
jhz34 h: so
Kelly Shore: I have no clue honestly
Kelly Shore: wait are you the guy in the army?
Kelly Shore: or whatever
jhz34 h: jhz34 on the dilly
jhz34 h: why dont u go look
jhz34 h: cuz obviously you need to
Kelly Shore: the guy I called James Van Der Beek?
jhz34 h: NOI
jhz34 h: GO
jhz34 h: LOOK
jhz34 h: NOW
jhz34 h: congradulations
jhz34 h: your attractive
Kelly Shore: the dude with the train pics
jhz34 h: its not however going stop you from annoying me
jhz34 h: and subsequently ignoring u
Kelly Shore: I have no clue who you are
jhz34 h: are yous tupid?
Kelly Shore: no I am not stupid
jhz34 h: i told u a coupel times
Kelly Shore: do you realize how many messages I get
Kelly Shore: a day
Kelly Shore: on this contraption
jhz34 h: i told you my god damn screen name LOOK IT THE FUCK UP(
Kelly Shore: I am not on the dilly right now
Kelly Shore: why can't you just say who you are
Kelly Shore: instead of being an ass
jhz34 h: I DID
jhz34 h: I DID
jhz34 h: I DID
jhz34 h: I DID
jhz34 h: I HAVE
jhz34 h: I HAVE
jhz34 h: I HAVE
jhz34 h: I HAVE
Kelly Shore: omfg
Kelly Shore: I said you are the guy in the army or whatever
jhz34 h: .IM JASON
jhz34 h: .IM JASON
jhz34 h: .IM JASON

jhz34 h: V.IM JASON
.IM JASON
.IM JASON
.IM JASON
.IM JASON
Kelly Shore: and you said no
Kelly Shore: and it is you
jhz34 h: JHZ34 ON DILLY
jhz34 h: JHZ34 ON DILLYJHZ34 ON DILLY
Kelly Shore: geezus
jhz34 h: JHZ34 ON DILLY
JHZ34 ON DILLY
jhz34 h: JHZ34 ON DILLY
jhz34 h: JHZ34 ON DILLY

Kelly Shore: are you drunk lol
jhz34 h: no
jhz34 h: annoyed
jhz34 h: like i told u numerous times already
Kelly Shore: AND I SAID ARE YOU THE GUY IN THE ARMY OR MARINES OR WHATEVER
Kelly Shore: AND YOU SAID NO
jhz34 h: well im sure there is more than one guy
jhz34 h: how abotu my name
jhz34 h: its jason
jhz34 h: jhz34 on the dilly
Kelly Shore: we talked for like 10 minutes
Kelly Shore: I am sorry I didn't remember your name
jhz34 h: and u certainlly at least remembered u
jhz34 h: and knew where to look
jhz34 h: so what did i do
jhz34 h: i went to dilly
jhz34 h: and looked at my messages
jhz34 h: and there u are
Kelly Shore: lol
jhz34 h: tada
jhz34 h: wow
jhz34 h: amazing
Kelly Shore: you are silly
jhz34 h: what 20 seconds will do
jhz34 h: do you or do you not remember me
Kelly Shore: I said I did
Kelly Shore: I told you I had a boyfriend and yous aid you just want to talk yadda yadda
jhz34 h: yadda yadda
jhz34 h: you act liek talking is bad
jhz34 h: is that not waht you prefer to do?
Kelly Shore: why are you coming off with such an atttitude
jhz34 h: are you serious?
jhz34 h: for the 10th time im annoyed
jhz34 h: irritated
jhz34 h: frustrated
jhz34 h: stressed
jhz34 h: impatient
jhz34 h: are any of these making sense to ya?
jhz34 h: i really am getting annoyed with ya about repeating EVERYTHING
Kelly Shore: lol
Kelly Shore: no
jhz34 h: yes ive told u your annoying me and im annoyed several times
Kelly Shore: I said if you were the army or marine guy
Kelly Shore: all you had to say was YES
Kelly Shore: I am
Kelly Shore: and I would of known exactly who you were
jhz34 h: but before that i told u who i was
jhz34 h: i need not do more
jhz34 h: u can look
Kelly Shore: no you didn't you gave me a screenname
jhz34 h: you can stop beign lazy
Kelly Shore: omg
jhz34 h: see annoying isnt it
jhz34 h: no please stop being annoying
Kelly Shore: how am I being annoying
jhz34 h: sigh
Kelly Shore: sigh
Kelly Shore: your bossy
jhz34 h: i gotta like repeat myself, no im not
jhz34 h: i gotta be up int 5 horus
jhz34 h: work two fucking jobs and hopefully make it back to bed in 24 hours from now
jhz34 h: to do it again
jhz34 h: and im sorry if my patience is running thin
jhz34 h: since i am in bed
jhz34 h: and i took time out of sleeping to talk to u
jhz34 h: and well sorry but i hate repeating myself so damn much
jhz34 h: espeicially when im TYPING it
jhz34 h: understand?
jhz34 h: or
jhz34 h: ?
BUZZ!!!
jhz34 h: however i wish i was drunk
Kelly Shore: omg
jhz34 h: at this point
Kelly Shore: you are a brat
Kelly Shore: I was going to the bathroom
jhz34 h: and im laying in bed talking just to you
jhz34 h: staying up for you
Kelly Shore: lol
jhz34 h: not me
jhz34 h: for u
Kelly Shore: I have to post this converation
Kelly Shore: in the forum
Kelly Shore: you are nuts lol
jhz34 h: um no
jhz34 h: dont
jhz34 h: and im serious
Kelly Shore: but you are so crazy
jhz34 h: excuse me?
jhz34 h: no
Kelly Shore: yes
jhz34 h: im fed up with this shit
Kelly Shore: you've been going off on me
Kelly Shore: for nothing
jhz34 h: you have never "gone off" and this is not me going off, on someone for doin somethign annoying?
jhz34 h: do not post anythign i say
jhz34 h: waht i say is private to me, i do not liek sharing my business with others
Kelly Shore: no I don't go off on someone
Kelly Shore: that I talked to one time
Kelly Shore: if they don't remember me
jhz34 h: wow
jhz34 h: really its happened to me before
jhz34 h: really
jhz34 h: i been blocked for it
jhz34 h: of course thats liek when i was younger
jhz34 h: so if u want to i can blcok u?
Kelly Shore: well thats immature
jhz34 h: is that a better course?
Kelly Shore: block me for what omg
jhz34 h: or should i address the issue im having iwht u
Kelly Shore: what the hell are talking about
jhz34 h: are you not following
Kelly Shore: no
jhz34 h: try reading what i said
jhz34 h: im sayign i can be like everyone else and block u for not remembering
Kelly Shore: I am so tired I don't think what you are sayying is registering to me
jhz34 h: are you on drugs?
Kelly Shore: no I am not on drugs are you
jhz34 h: no i can comprehend english
jhz34 h: apparently you cannot
Kelly Shore: omg
jhz34 h: u just said u couldnt?
jhz34 h: well
jhz34 h: cant say this has been a pleasure
jhz34 h: but unless you are going ot start acting coherant then im going to sleep
BUZZ!!!
jhz34 h: that means u respond with something
Kelly Shore: I odn't know what to respond with lol
jhz34 h: then waht do you do online?
jhz34 h: if you cant talk
jhz34 h: then what?

[blackmagic]

i just had to say this, "your a person dangling a thread of yarn in from of a cat" im sure you know what i mean by that, but hey i thought id throw in my 2 cents... (warning contains some BS you may not like)

sam (1/30/2007 10:41:45 PM): lets look at hot tgirld togehter!
JT (1/30/2007 10:42:11 PM):
sam (1/30/2007 10:45:56 PM): wow your hands are looking nice
sam (1/30/2007 10:46:17 PM): how do you keep long fingernails clean?
sam (1/30/2007 10:46:32 PM): my get dirty very easy
JT (1/30/2007 10:47:30 PM): i duuno
JT (1/30/2007 10:47:38 PM): good question lol
JT (1/30/2007 10:47:55 PM): sadly
JT (1/30/2007 10:48:09 PM): i honestly dont think shes ever taken female hormones
sam (1/30/2007 10:48:26 PM): that kelly girl?
JT (1/30/2007 10:48:28 PM): yeah
sam (1/30/2007 10:48:43 PM): i thought she looked kinda wierd
sam (1/30/2007 10:48:59 PM): she must shave her whole body
JT (1/30/2007 10:49:16 PM): probly
JT (1/30/2007 10:49:20 PM): dunno though
JT (1/30/2007 10:49:26 PM): everyone in HA is going nuts over here
JT (1/30/2007 10:49:28 PM): her
JT (1/30/2007 10:49:35 PM): half the crowd thinks shes a fake
JT (1/30/2007 10:49:44 PM): the other half dont care and just drool over her
sam (1/30/2007 10:49:56 PM): yeah read hwo they think she is fack
sam (1/30/2007 10:50:00 PM): fake
sam (1/30/2007 10:50:40 PM): have you seen that crazy black lady who thinks shes a physisist yet?
JT (1/30/2007 10:51:07 PM): pegyee
JT (1/30/2007 10:51:07 PM): ?
sam (1/30/2007 10:51:23 PM): someting like that
sam (1/30/2007 10:51:55 PM): the other shemales only post to stay in peoples minds so they will check out there porn
sam (1/30/2007 10:52:38 PM): there was one wierd girl that wanted to be a shemale despite being female
JT (1/30/2007 10:57:09 PM): LMAO

[MissKielyMarie]

I would have blocked him already lmao.

[a994]

I would have blocked him already lmao.

Or just make a couple of Nelly Furtado songs out of these online conversations.

[peggygee]

sam (1/30/2007 10:50:40 PM):

have you seen that crazy black lady who thinks shes a physisist yet?
JT (1/30/2007 10:51:07 PM): pegyee
JT (1/30/2007 10:51:07 PM): ?
sam (1/30/2007 10:51:23 PM): someting like that

sam (1/30/2007 10:51:55 PM): the other shemales only post to stay in peoples minds so they will check out there porn


sam (1/30/2007 10:52:38 PM): there was one wierd girl that wanted to be a shemale despite being female
JT (1/30/2007 10:57:09 PM): LMAO

Interesting comments

I never heard of JT or Sam.

I also am not certain for your reason for posting these
comments.

Would you be so kind as to clarify.

[blackmagic]

sam (1/30/2007 10:50:40 PM):

have you seen that crazy black lady who thinks shes a physisist yet?
JT (1/30/2007 10:51:07 PM): pegyee
JT (1/30/2007 10:51:07 PM): ?
sam (1/30/2007 10:51:23 PM): someting like that

sam (1/30/2007 10:51:55 PM): the other shemales only post to stay in peoples minds so they will check out there porn


sam (1/30/2007 10:52:38 PM): there was one wierd girl that wanted to be a shemale despite being female
JT (1/30/2007 10:57:09 PM): LMAO

Interesting comments

I never heard of JT or Sam.

I also am not certain for your reason for posting these
comments.

Would you be so kind as to clarify.

LMAO, my bad, you do deserve a good explanation for starters neither of the guys are me there just friends i was chatting with in a confrence.

if you ever see any chat convos from me talking it will just have my yahoo chat on it saying my adress, les_SD_3386@yahoo.com

there just 2 guys who roam the room with me and we chat about stuff in here, if it makes ya feel better ill take it down kay?

[peggygee]

sam (1/30/2007 10:50:40 PM):

have you seen that crazy black lady who thinks shes a physisist yet?
JT (1/30/2007 10:51:07 PM): pegyee
JT (1/30/2007 10:51:07 PM): ?
sam (1/30/2007 10:51:23 PM): someting like that

sam (1/30/2007 10:51:55 PM): the other shemales only post to stay in peoples minds so they will check out there porn


sam (1/30/2007 10:52:38 PM): there was one wierd girl that wanted to be a shemale despite being female
JT (1/30/2007 10:57:09 PM): LMAO

Interesting comments

I never heard of JT or Sam.

I also am not certain for your reason for posting these
comments.

Would you be so kind as to clarify.

LMAO, my bad, you do deserve a good explanation for starters neither of the guys are me there just friends i was chatting with in a confrence.

if you ever see any chat convos from me talking it will just have my yahoo chat on it saying my adress, les_SD_3386@yahoo.com

there just 2 guys who roam the room with me and we chat about stuff in here, if it makes ya feel better ill take it down kay?

Interesting explanation