Ever notice...

[suckseed]

how, when choking the bishop, things that seem like a good idea, in fact a 'Must do in the near future', seem completely outlandish when it's cleanup time? just an observation. Things like
'I'm going to fly to Vegas and hire tgirl escorts for three days straight!'
and other such nonsense?
I'm fairly convinced that these fantasies are often just as much fun and a lot safer/saner when not acted upon.
This is not to say that the reality of doing this wouldn't be mind-blowing, just that, as sex originates in the mind, these thoughts tend to amuse me sometimes with their intensity, only to vanish like smoke minutes later.
Anybody know what I mean?

[Smog Boy]

Sure, you get worked up and think "I'll slap on the lube!" and when you've finished, it's like "OMG, look at the fuckin' mess!" and then it's "I can't get the smell off my hand and my mother-in-law is due soon!"

Seemed like a good idea at the time...

[suckseed]

Well, I wasn't talking about the actual act as much as the thoughts that go along with it...but smogboy did remind me of an embarrassing incident. I used to be in a touring rock band. One morning I found myself alone on the bus as everyone had gone into the hotel. As we all shared rooms, this was a rare moment alone. I decided to try my hand at sex, as they say. Minutes later, having only dried things off somewhat with a tshirt, I had just opened the door to the front lounge en route to the bathroom and there was the tour manager sitting with an attractive woman - our new publicist. She smiled and extended her hand to me to shake it....and as I couldn't think of any reasonable explanation not to, I had to shake hands with her. One of those random 'why me' moments. Fortunately I never saw her again...

[Fockzilla]

You mean like thinking about grand'ma while you're wankin' it and then to your horror you find that you're into it, then you bust and clean it off with a dirty sock and think, "goddam I just wanked it to grand'ma!" Yeah that happens to me all the time!

[suckseed]

I'm happy to say i never think of family members, animals, guys, or fruits and vegetables...
As my old girlfriend from college would say..."Ewww."
(I love it when girls say that...it's the one word of Valley Speak they all seem to know...too cute.)

[Fockzilla]

Damn, for a second there I almost thought I had something in common with someone on the boards.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

GREAT FUCKIN THREAD

factor in some of the $$$ had some guys who practice this saved and spent elsewhere............

[BillyCuddles]

You mean like thinking about grand'ma while you're wankin' it and then to your horror you find that you're into it, then you bust and clean it off with a dirty sock and think, "goddam I just wanked it to grand'ma!" Yeah that happens to me all the time!

Boy.. I know what you mean. I once wacked my Willy to Buck Angel.... Damned! What was I thinking...

[TomSelis]

That's why it's called "fantasizing."

[suckseed]

well, yeah,...but most sexual activity is fantasized about first, no?