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    Default My hard shecock was too big... again

    I am not sure he knew what to do with it... It was thick and hard, and I took viagra just to make sure it would last way too long.



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    Default Re: My hard shecock was too big... again

    Quote Originally Posted by Vicki Richter
    I am not sure he knew what to do with it... It was thick and hard, and I took viagra just to make sure it would last way too long.
    And long it did last. Too long. Well, at least longer than he'd ever imagined was possible. As the hours passed by, he began to wimper and cry.



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    did you just say you were way to long for my ass?



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    Quote Originally Posted by johnb
    did you just say you were way to long for my ass?
    No, i think she said she longed for your ass.

    Is that correct, Vicki?



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    i'll certainly go for that whatsupwithat, but dammit, she's gotta kiss me first!



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    look at how hot her avatar is...now that's a wife i wouldn't mind callin the "ol ball and chain"



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    Oh...and that reminds me...someone needs to do a cover of the Cyndi Lauper song, "SheBop". But switch 'cock' out for 'bop'.

    "Shecock, shecock-a-loola. I cock, you cock, we all cock. Ooooh, shecock!"



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    Quote Originally Posted by johnb
    i'll certainly go for that whatsupwithat, but dammit, she's gotta kiss me first!
    Man, you want everything!

    Reminds of this joke I heard once..."So this guys fucking me up the ass and he reaches around grabs my dick...he was gay!!"



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    This thread's already derailed :P



    Burninating the country side, burninating the peasants. Burninating all the people in their thatched roof cottages....THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!!

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    it wouldn't be if somebody had a sense of humor



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