Secret Message To ?

[hondarobot]

Send me an email, you know the address. Tell me your real name and cut the bullshit. I'll check my in box at 3:30pm central time. You know I wont be a jerk to you.

Take it or leave it. Yes, this is an ultimatum, you forced it once again. If no email arrives, or arrives after 3:30, I walk away and the whole thing is over from my perspective.

Throw away a possible future if you want to.

Jeff

[Teabagger Vance]

Thank you for the secret message. I will send reply soon.

Word.

[hondarobot]

Thank you for the secret message. I will send reply soon.

Word.

[hondarobot]

Thank you for the secret message. I will send reply soon.

Word.

Toyota, even you have to admit it was comical.

I'll go so far as to say it was mildly amusing.

I also don't actually expect to get an email by 3:30, none of my ultimatums have worked in the past with her, but I do think she owes me that much at this point.

I've waited two years just to know her name. I think that says a great deal about a guy.

[chefmike]

[PlayfulJohn]

Thank you for the secret message. I will send reply soon.

Word.

Toyota, even you have to admit it was comical.

I'll go so far as to say it was mildly amusing.

I also don't actually expect to get an email by 3:30, none of my ultimatums have worked in the past with her, but I do think she owes me that much at this point.

I've waited two years just to know her name. I think that says a great deal about a guy.

I know the feeling

[suckseed]

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[chefmike]

Thank you for the secret message. I will send reply soon.

Word.

Toyota, even you have to admit it was comical.

I'll go so far as to say it was mildly amusing.

I also don't actually expect to get an email by 3:30, none of my ultimatums have worked in the past with her, but I do think she owes me that much at this point.

I've waited two years just to know her name. I think that says a great deal about a guy.

I know the feeling

Now there's a shocker...

[TrueBeauty TS]

You're ready to marry a girl, yet you don't even know her real name?

[suckseed]

Well, we're all glad this is settled ONCE AND FOR ALL.
No more pronouncements.
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