The Meaning of Fully Functional

[Headman]

I am new at the escourt thing but what exactly does fully functional mean in the escourt ADs? I was with a BTG in Chicago and when I asked her to shoot a load she said that she could not cumm. Her AD stated that she was fully functional. Please someone reply because I really felt cheated after paying $300.00.

[NYCe]

Fully Functional is supposed to mean able to get hard and cum, but some girls take it to mean able to get hard. Alot of girls don't want to cum because they lose hormones that way.

[Vicki Richter]

Lose hormones through cumming? Whoever told you that was smoking the good stuff. That sounds like a good excuse though... "Baby, I can't cum because I'll lose my hormones"... hehehe.. Hormones simply affect one's ability to maintain an erection as well as what comes out. When I am on heavy mones, it is harder to get hard... Especially the day or two after a shot. When using more nominal doses, it comes out clear. However, since I've stopped taking mones (yeah I know irresponsible)... It just kinda errupts really big and keeps going and going and going.

The reason some girls don't cum is because some escorts see many guys a day, especially some "visiting" girls. One very popular traveling TS who I won't name (no NOT me) saw 30 guys in a weekend in SF. Sure she's functional, but not 10+ times a day. Probably your best bet if you want a "functioning" girl is to see someone who charges more, but sees far fewer guys. Also, all you can probably do is ask straight up if she is able to finish. If she misrepresents, then give her a bad review somewhere unless her reason is that she just doesn't want to lose her hormones. hehe

Local girls are good too, probably on weekdays when it is slower.

Vicki

[NYCe]

Actually, there is some truth to that "losing hormones" statement. I checked with a doctor at the Audrey Lorde clinic (they have special programs for Transgendered persons) and the reply I receieved was:
a person, whether or not they are receiving hormone therapy, will lose hormones through sweat, urine, menstruation or ejaculation. This is the bodies normal cycle for maintaining internal balance levels"

Also, (and this is completely unscientifically observation along with my own personal freak factor)...one can ummm......taste a difference between when a girl first starts taking hormones and when it's time for her to "reup" again.

[Vicki Richter]

That is a little silly... That is like saying your car will use gas to run. It's a given that you will lose chemicals, hormones or other through the standard cycles that any body goes through. The body will also lose some vitamins, minerals, and other components through similar process.

However, no gender therapist that I know of states: "Don't exercise or go outside on hot days (sweat), drink too many liquids or pee (urinate), or have sex because it will cause you to lose valuable hormones". That is what the initial statement implies these girls are saying. What you are saying is simply the obvious: that normal life causes the hormones or other components we ingest (or the body self-creates) to dissipate. However, there is no amount of sex that is going to burn through 5MG (or even 2.5 MG) of Premarin, progesterone, etc a day. So the initial statement, while, perhaps true by the microscopic letter, is not a fact as per gender therapy or even menopause and should not be an excuse for a girl to not cum. Genetic women taking hormone therapy aren't told, "stop having sex" and they need mones just as bad or worse in some cases.

Of course it will taste different... The consistency is like pre-cum... Lots of things affect taste... Try pineapple... hehe.

Vicki

[Vicki Richter]

BTW - I like your personal freak factor... Mmmmmmm..

~V/R~

[NYCe]

Vicki babe, what makes you think you'd know more about hormones then me? Just because you actually take them and I don't?

Just kidding there babe. Thanks for the heads up on the info. Hope all you guys out there are taking this advice.

Yeah, my freak factor is very high. As for the taste, I'm going to try the pineapple thing. Just stay away from the Rhubarb

[Headman]

Thank you Vickie for answering my question. I know what to ask now before I see one of these lovely ladies again. Thanks for the first info and not the dumb ass answer that was given as scape goat.

[Porndog]

which answer was the dumbass answer?

Say Vicki,
Do you like pineapple ?
BTW I recent picked up "Shemale Sex Pistols at the Rock Hard Cafe" You were fantastic! Although I do admit that I wish you were doing a lot of sexy talking during your scene. What can I say I like dirty talk But I really did enjoy your performance, it made hungry for something that tastes like pineapple

Jack59